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Postby Cl@ssy Burd on Sun Feb 16, 2003 4:45 pm

Me bored, wud go for drive but eyes wont stay open, wud gop maccies but eaten enough for a lifetime last night.

[ERRR] can i do?
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Postby ~nomad~ on Sun Feb 16, 2003 4:52 pm

Try giving your body parts names and then going out on the town introducing them to people. For instance, "hello I am Claire and this is my foot, Brian". Let us know how it goes.
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Postby ~Vix~ on Sun Feb 16, 2003 5:04 pm

:o :lol: they're getting weirder! :lol:
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Postby InS@nE on Sun Feb 16, 2003 5:11 pm

i'm with nomad on this one, good call mate ;)
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Postby ~Em~ on Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:26 pm

I'm gonna try this one...
Hello my names Emma and this is my Boob Slapper... lol
If anyone can remember they'll laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby InS@nE on Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:39 pm

lmfao at boob slapper..........i mean err dunno what ya on about ;)
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Re: :(

Postby InS@nE on Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:40 pm

Cl@ssy Burd :Me bored,
[ERRR] can i do?


have a nice cupa tea :D
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Postby PhatMan on Sun Feb 16, 2003 8:59 pm

Cl@ssy Burd :Me bored, [ERRR] can i do?


When im board i have a .....

errr... never mind! :rolleyes:
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Postby ~S1~ on Sun Feb 16, 2003 9:07 pm

Barclays Bank??
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Postby Cl@ssy Burd on Sun Feb 16, 2003 9:50 pm

Any1 got a tissue?

GRRRRRRRRRRR look like bloody ruldoph now :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok lemmie try.
Hi im Clare and this is my bum 'betty'
She usually makes guest appearances at partys, but seems how im ill n was sober, she went bit shy :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Brad on Mon Feb 17, 2003 12:17 am

Do you often get your arse out when you had a bit of drink?
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Postby InS@nE on Mon Feb 17, 2003 12:28 am

Brad :Do you often get your arse out when you had a bit of drink?


what about ya front bottom :P
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Postby Sphinx on Mon Feb 17, 2003 12:58 am

This is acctually the most serious post in the section :lol:
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Postby Cl@ssy Burd on Mon Feb 17, 2003 1:03 am

It was meant to b serious but nevermind.

yer i often moon wen drunk :lol: :lol:
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Postby Brad on Mon Feb 17, 2003 1:12 am

Lol @ Ins@[ERRR].

And Cl@ssy, you didnt really think that any post in this section would ever be taken seriously?

Thought you knew Mark well :wink:
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Postby Cl@ssy Burd on Mon Feb 17, 2003 1:14 am

:P :wink:
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Postby ianFRST on Mon Feb 17, 2003 1:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: front bum, hahahahaha. u wud no hey mark
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Postby InS@nE on Mon Feb 17, 2003 1:58 pm

DUDE_SWEET_FRST ::lol: :lol: :lol: front bum, hahahahaha. u wud no hey mark


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Postby ianFRST on Mon Feb 17, 2003 2:20 pm

whtas wit the :aaah: :aaah: hahahaha :D
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Postby Cl@ssy Burd on Mon Feb 17, 2003 5:17 pm

Cheek of it!

I aint got a front bottom anyway, i have a willy :P
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Postby ~Vix~ on Mon Feb 17, 2003 5:30 pm

:o :o
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Postby InS@nE on Mon Feb 17, 2003 7:28 pm

no she aint i can assure you of that :lol: :lol:
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Postby Brad on Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:17 am

Thought she was a good girl..........

oh, good as in GOOD :D:D:D:D:D
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Postby InS@nE on Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:24 am

i'm not saying a word :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Cl@ssy Burd on Tue Feb 18, 2003 3:37 am

Blimey riley (dunno who riley is b4 any1 asks) :lol:
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