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Postby Ruishy1 on Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:25 pm

The game is quite simple, we make up a story, 3 words at a time but anyone posting after the 23rd of may 2009 is a complete and utter knob jockey, and must buy 10 keyrings off chris :D

il start

It was cold
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Re: the never ending story

Postby JamieFRST on Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:29 pm

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Re: the never ending story

Postby Ruishy1 on Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:38 pm

FFS that was nearly 2 years ago, its time for a revival :lol:
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Re: the never ending story

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:30 am

...One dark night
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Re: the never ending story

Postby jayrs on Mon Dec 29, 2008 12:59 am

she was wearing
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Re: the never ending story

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:01 am

a black sack
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Re: the never ending story

Postby jayrs on Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:11 am

cos woolworths shut
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Re: the never ending story

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:26 pm

Which was where
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Re: the never ending story

Postby fezzy-no1 on Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:58 pm

She caught herpies....
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Re: the never ending story

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:32 pm

From a stone
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Re: the never ending story

Postby Ratspeed on Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:50 pm

that was thrown
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Re: the never ending story

Postby fezzy-no1 on Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:05 pm

at her face
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Re: the never ending story

Postby Ruishy1 on Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:08 pm

by a bloke
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Re: the never ending story

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:20 pm

with one nostril
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Re: the never ending story

Postby fezzy-no1 on Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:28 pm

and eye brow
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Re: the never ending story

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Dec 29, 2008 7:30 pm

But strangely enough
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Re: the never ending story

Postby jayrs on Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:21 pm

was fcuking gay
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Re: the never ending story

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:37 pm

With our Jay

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Re: the never ending story

Postby jayrs on Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:46 pm

:lol:

but then she
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Re: the never ending story

Postby fezzy-no1 on Mon Dec 29, 2008 8:57 pm

had to say
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Re: the never ending story

Postby jayrs on Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:03 pm

you spin me
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Re: the never ending story

Postby xr2i_babe on Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:16 pm

right round baby right round

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Re: the never ending story

Postby jayrs on Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:31 pm

(3 words only remember, you bust my bubble :( :lol: )

then along came
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Postby xr2i_babe on Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:34 pm

a great big
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Re: the never ending story

Postby jayrs on Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:44 pm

ronald mc-donalds man
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Re: the never ending story

Postby Ruishy1 on Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:54 pm

to slap mikey
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Re: the never ending story

Postby xr2i_babe on Mon Dec 29, 2008 9:58 pm

across the bum
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Re: the never ending story

Postby Ruishy1 on Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:28 pm

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Re: the never ending story

Postby xr2i_babe on Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:35 pm

whilst having a
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Re: the never ending story

Postby Ruishy1 on Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:39 pm

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Re: the never ending story

Postby xr2i_babe on Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:40 pm

his big hairy
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Postby Ruishy1 on Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:49 pm

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Postby xr2i_babe on Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:53 pm

infested with big
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Re: the never ending story

Postby jayrs on Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:50 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby xr2i_babe on Mon Dec 29, 2008 11:57 pm

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