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[bearman]

help my monkeys are attacking my pet chickens and eating their legs! ive tried restraining the monkets with blu tac and sellotape but they r too strong wot shall i do!

[~nomad~]

Hmmmm, I had this problem with my marmasets, they would chase the chickens and bite their legs too. In the end I found the best and most humane thing to do was to gaffer tape them to the ceiling. Remember to put buckets underneath to catch the waste. Hope this helps.

[~Vix~]

Hmmmm, I had this problem with my marmasets, they would chase the chickens and bite their legs too. In the end I found the best and most humane thing to do was to gaffer tape them to the ceiling. Remember to put buckets underneath to catch the waste. Hope this helps.

pimsle

[bearman]

good advice my friend-i shall upgrade to the mythical gaffa tape and hope for the best as my chicken are all legless now and dragging them selves everywhere with their beaks and making an awful mess on my tweeed jacket!

[chimp2k2]

FCUKIN pimsle.!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

how the funk do you come up with so fcukin mad questions/answers :lol::lol:

[bearman]

sleep deprivation......and actually working with strange people that apparently have had this happen to em in their strange houses!

[heeman10]

Tis no major problem my friend Monkeys always get like this is runner-bean season, it's just their hormones. All you have to do is provide them with something to maintain their chimpesterone level, I generally go for Curly Wurly bars, or you could put them on a turnip/crab-stick drip for 2 hours each day, and they'll be back to normal, climbing all over the lampshades and making origami Ritz biscuits

HTH
James.

[heeman10]

[bearman]

Ahhhh this must of been in my crack taking days. Why the f**k had I subscribed to this thread is more worrying

[heeman10]

Bloody hell, blast from the past!! FT used to subscribe us to any thread we replied to, automatically. By the looks of it, it still does, we just don't get emailed the way it used to!