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Postby jayrs on Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:40 pm

two queers shagging up a alley when a copper shone his torch

one of them ran off but the poilce man caught the other

"you dirty baxtered, if i'd caught your mate i'd have shoved this trungeon right up his arse!"

then a voice from down the alley said "yoohoo i'm in the bin"

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the sexual postition formally known as the 69 is now called the 96

due to the credit crunch the cost of eating out has gone up!

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Dont tell anyone......... im gonna go down on you and your gonna love it!

but its only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it

then im gonna come back up again and screw you big time!




all my love
petrol prices XX

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3 nurses working in a morgue discover a dead man with a massive hard on.

first nurse says "cant let that go to waste" and rides him

second nurse does the same

3rd nurse hesitates and says shes on the blob but does him anyway

then the man sits up and the nurses in shock apologise saying they thought he was dead

man replies saying he was but after 2 jump starts and a blood transfusion he feels better than ever!
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Re: joke

Postby Ruishy1 on Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That first one is a right peach :lol:
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Re: joke

Postby frstvanman on Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:34 am

i like them :lol: :lol:
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Re: joke

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:51 am

Petrol prices was a good one :lol:
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Re: joke

Postby MENACE on Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:30 pm

wicked :lol: :lol: :lol:
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