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Fair play!!

Postby BigUKG on Fri Apr 24, 2009 5:29 pm

I expect a lot of people have already seen this, but hopefully people who have been to Bristol Zoo in the last 25 years (particularly if your a bus driver) don't get too angry :oooh:

TRUE STORY:

Outside Bristol Zoo U.K. there is a car park for cars and coaches.


There also used to be a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5.

This parking attendant worked there for all of 25 years, then one day just didn't turn up for work...

"Ho hum", said Bristol Zoo Management - "better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant" ......

"Err no", said the Council, "that car park is your responsibility" ...

"Err no", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?" ....

"Err NO!!!!"

Sitting in his villa in Spain is a chap who had been taking the car park fees for Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years...
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby dontpannic on Fri Apr 24, 2009 9:48 pm

Thats fantastic. Now where's my ticket machine? :bonkers:
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby Ratspeed on Fri Apr 24, 2009 10:40 pm

I wish i could get away with that! thats awesomeness!!
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby - Danny Boy - on Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:57 pm

haha that is awesome!! :D
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby jayrs on Sun Apr 26, 2009 12:03 am

fcuking good luck to him :Q
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:58 pm

Is this seriously real? :lol:
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby BigUKG on Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:46 pm

No, I work for a council, theres no way they would have known who's responsibility the car park was!! :lol: and I work for a county council, so I doubt the borough council would know :rolleyes:

EDIT: Joking aside, I think it is real...... :oooh:
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby Ruishy1 on Tue Apr 28, 2009 7:53 am

:x if i ever meet this man il punch him in the gut.









































[ERRR] i never though of it first :lol:
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby Tweek on Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:11 pm

Went to the zoo a couple of years back on a bank holiday, never noticed a parking attendant :lol:
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby BigUKG on Wed Apr 29, 2009 10:11 am

Busy charging coaches I expect :lol:
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby Brother Crash on Fri May 15, 2009 1:34 pm

Once again proving the simplest ideas are always the best.

There was a similar con on The Real Hustle where the fat chap with a beard stuck a bag over the meter with sign saying faulty machine, see attendant for ticket. He then sat next to it with clipboard, ticket machine, fake id badge and luminous jacket on, took everyone's money all day and buggered off :lol: :lol:
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby bas saph on Fri May 15, 2009 1:49 pm

Thats some sweet cons. :lol: I dought its true I mean who built the car park ? who maintained it ?
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby BigUKG on Tue May 19, 2009 12:00 am

bas saph :Thats some sweet cons. :lol: I dought its true I mean who built the car park ? who maintained it ?


I expect that depends who owns the land.... but I'm sure it's not that simple! Thats probably part of the con, no-one really knows who's responsibility things are so they carry on assuming it's someone elses job...
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby Dave G fsi on Tue May 19, 2009 7:33 pm

Brilliant! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby EUFez on Sun May 24, 2009 1:07 pm

Is it worth spending 25 year's of your life collecting parking ticket money? :lol:
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Sun May 24, 2009 1:35 pm

EUFez :Is it worth spending 25 year's of your life collecting parking ticket money? :lol:


It would be if you were getting £100+ a day :P
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Re: Fair play!!

Postby BigUKG on Sun May 24, 2009 6:20 pm

BigUKG :... Sitting in his villa in Spain is a chap who had been taking the car park fees for Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years...[/b]


Say's it all mate. He must of been absolutely laughing, I'd sit at home gigglin every night lookin at my money.

I bet they're well after him on tax though!
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