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A mans only post

Postby Ruishy1 on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:05 pm

Bit random, but does your girl deepthroat ?
if not try this http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0054738945

Before my girl could only take around half to 3/4 quarters if she really pushed, using this it slides in easy :lol:
Beware though, its very difficult to swallow as the whole mouth, tongue etc go numb :P
Sorry if this offends anyone, but if your a guy like me, this will make your day :lol: :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:28 pm

Ruishy1 :Bit random, but does your girl deepthroat ?
if not try this http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0054738945

Before my girl could only take around half to 3/4 quarters if she really pushed, using this it slides in easy :lol:
Beware though, its very difficult to swallow as the whole mouth, tongue etc go numb :P
Sorry if this offends anyone, but if your a guy like me, this will make your day :lol: :lol:


I don't know if your joking, or trying to be a salesman for that auction :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby xr2i_babe on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:29 pm

:aaah: :oooh: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby xr2i_babe on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:30 pm

M1K3Y_B :
Ruishy1 :Bit random, but does your girl deepthroat ?
if not try this http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0054738945

Before my girl could only take around half to 3/4 quarters if she really pushed, using this it slides in easy :lol:
Beware though, its very difficult to swallow as the whole mouth, tongue etc go numb :P
Sorry if this offends anyone, but if your a guy like me, this will make your day :lol: :lol:


I don't know if your joking, or trying to be a salesman for that auction :lol:


i couldnt work that out either?
i think hes being serious though hahahahaaaa
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Re: A mans only post

Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:31 pm

xr2i_babe :
M1K3Y_B :
Ruishy1 :Bit random, but does your girl deepthroat ?
if not try this http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0054738945

Before my girl could only take around half to 3/4 quarters if she really pushed, using this it slides in easy :lol:
Beware though, its very difficult to swallow as the whole mouth, tongue etc go numb :P
Sorry if this offends anyone, but if your a guy like me, this will make your day :lol: :lol:


I don't know if your joking, or trying to be a salesman for that auction :lol:


i couldnt work that out either?
i think hes being serious though hahahahaaaa


Thats what i was begining to think... :oooh: :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ruishy1 on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:36 pm

course im being serious, hence the title :lol:

xr2ibabe i fear you are violating restricted airspce, you will be escorted out immediately :bonkers: :wink: :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:40 pm

Ruishy1 :course im being serious, hence the title :lol:

xr2ibabe i fear you are violating restricted airspce, you will be escorted out immediately :bonkers: :wink: :lol:


xr2ibabe, unfortunately you have been shown the door i am afraid :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby xr2i_babe on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:56 pm

thats not fair :(

*stands her ground and refuses to leave*

:D :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Tweek on Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:34 am

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby MotorcyclesFish on Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:44 pm

It's like an early Rhinopower post!
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ruishy1 on Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:06 pm

c'mon, trying to say you guys would not like your girl to try this :P

be honest, there are alot of you to cowardly to tell the truth here, xr21babe you can hang around if you like, maybe you could try this for your man if you have one :oooh: :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby ~nomad~ on Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:04 pm

MotorcyclesFish :It's like an early Rhinopower post!



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Re: A mans only post

Postby Capri on Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:05 am

Ruishy1 :c'mon, trying to say you guys would not like your girl to try this :P


That's as may be, but I'd like to think most of us would have a little more class than to discuss it with strangers on the net. :wink: :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:56 pm

Capri :
Ruishy1 :c'mon, trying to say you guys would not like your girl to try this :P


That's as may be, but I'd like to think most of us would have a little more class than to discuss it with strangers on the net. :wink: :lol:


Told :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:08 pm

who better than a bunch of faceless people i have never met, im very uninhibited. This is nothing to some things ive done :P

And just because you jnever though of it first your in a strop :lol: :wink:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Oct 03, 2008 4:13 pm

Ruishy1 :who better than a bunch of faceless people i have never met, im very uninhibited. This is nothing to some things ive done :P

And just because you jnever though of it first your in a strop :lol: :wink:


However did you guess? :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:15 pm

i could detect the sad undertones in his message :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ratspeed on Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:30 pm

Does it work for bumming? :-? :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:39 pm

dunno why dont you ask your boyfriend to try it out on you :P
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Re: A mans only post

Postby xr2i_babe on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:05 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:22 pm

Perfect responce :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:36 pm

M1K3Y_B :Perfect responce :lol: :lol: :lol:

thank you, i do try :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Tanya on Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

What an earth made you think to buy that spray?
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:26 pm

i had a throat infection, and it hurt constantly, especially when i tried to eat :cry:
was browsing crap on ebay and stumbled on this, after using it for my sore throat " alternate" ideas crept into my cranium :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Tanya on Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:51 pm

:lol: Quality.

Not sure I'd go to those lengths though If I had trouble doing it

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Re: A mans only post

Postby Capri on Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:29 pm

Ruishy1 :And just because you jnever though of it first your in a strop :lol: :wink:


Strop? My dear boy, that wasn't a strop. If I was in a strop, you'd have heard the word 'bloody' used at least three times. :)
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:32 pm

Capri :
Ruishy1 :And just because you jnever though of it first your in a strop :lol: :wink:


Strop? My dear boy, that wasn't a strop. If I was in a strop, you'd have heard the word 'bloody' used at least three times. :)

your starting to show your age my friend :lol:
buying an autobarge jaguar, and copious use of the word "bloody", youve gotta be well into your forties there :P :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Capri on Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:39 pm

Ruishy1 :
Capri :
Ruishy1 :And just because you jnever though of it first your in a strop :lol: :wink:


Strop? My dear boy, that wasn't a strop. If I was in a strop, you'd have heard the word 'bloody' used at least three times. :)

your starting to show your age my friend :lol:
buying an autobarge jaguar, and copious use of the word "bloody", youve gotta be well into your forties there :P :lol:


You'll be in for the shock of your life if you ever meet me then. :lol: :D
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ollie on Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:02 pm

Ruishy1 :i had a throat infection, and it hurt constantly, especially when i tried to eat :cry:
was browsing crap on ebay and stumbled on this, after using it for my sore throat " alternate" ideas crept into my cranium :lol:


What... like spraying it on your hand when you bash one out?
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ruishy1 on Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:04 pm

Ollie :
Ruishy1 :i had a throat infection, and it hurt constantly, especially when i tried to eat :cry:
was browsing crap on ebay and stumbled on this, after using it for my sore throat " alternate" ideas crept into my cranium :lol:


What... like spraying it on your hand when you bash one out?

why would i need to bash one out when i have a lovely fiance that is ready and willing to do things for me ?
we arnt all sad little tugger like yourself :wink: :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ollie on Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:08 pm

Ruishy1 :
Ollie :
Ruishy1 :i had a throat infection, and it hurt constantly, especially when i tried to eat :cry:
was browsing crap on ebay and stumbled on this, after using it for my sore throat " alternate" ideas crept into my cranium :lol:


What... like spraying it on your hand when you bash one out?

why would i need to bash one out when i have a lovely fiance that is ready and willing to do things for me ?
we arnt all sad little tugger like yourself :wink: :lol:


Indeed...

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Didn't really think that one through did you...? ;)
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Re: A mans only post

Postby andymac on Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:36 pm

Oh dear. Well and truly hoisted.
Nothing to see here...
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Tweek on Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:23 am

pwned :lol:
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Re: A mans only post

Postby fezanw on Sat Oct 04, 2008 6:13 am

This is one of the funniest posts ive read in ages!
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Re: A mans only post

Postby Ruishy1 on Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:17 am

my dear boy thats been there since i joined over 4 years ago, ive only been with the woman for 3, at the time i was a tugger like yourself, not anymore :P
I just dont feel the need to change it :wink:
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