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15 Dollar!
What do you call an asian stripper?
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what do you call a german prostitute????.........
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slaney21 :what do you call a german prostitute????.........
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what do you call a chinese prossie with no legs....
Dragon lips
What do you call a russin with siphilis....
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What do you call an paki pornstar
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I could keep going like this all day

Dragon lips
What do you call a russin with siphilis....
Rotiz cockov
What do you call an paki pornstar
rammit bawdeep
I could keep going like this all day

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Ruishy1 :What do you call an **** pornstar
rammit bawdeep![]()
Edit that bit out - some might find that offensive. There's a good lad.
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dontpannic :Ruishy1 :What do you call an **** pornstar
rammit bawdeep![]()
Edit that bit out - some might find that offensive. There's a good lad.
If someone finds it offensive, then they have their panties in a bunch, this is an internet forum where people put their views etc
this is mine, so be a good boy and run along now

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Its not the joke I mind mate, I find it quite funny. All I take exception to is the racist term in there, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
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racism was drawn up by the PC brigade, the amount of "racist" stuff out there which slips through the radar because people decide its ok, well i say this is ok, and i wont change it.
I someone has a problem with my type of humour, they dont need to read the joke.
I someone has a problem with my type of humour, they dont need to read the joke.

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Ruishy1 :racism was drawn up by the PC brigade, the amount of "racist" stuff out there which slips through the radar because people decide its ok, well i say this is ok, and i wont change it.
I someone has a problem with my type of humour, they dont need to read the joke.
Well done, stand up to all this PC crap.

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I'm all against political correctness guys, but calling someone that particular name has been racist for a lot longer than the PC brigade have been in thier prime. I'm just warning you that some members of this site might find it offensive, thats all. I don't want you getting a board warning.
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I don't want to get involve.
But just want to say what if paki, was change to pakistani, which isn't as offensive?
Then the problem is solved
But just want to say what if paki, was change to pakistani, which isn't as offensive?
Then the problem is solved

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Ruishy1 :racism was drawn up by the PC brigade, the amount of "racist" stuff out there which slips through the radar because people decide its ok, well i say this is ok, and i wont change it.
I someone has a problem with my type of humour, they dont need to read the joke.
Must say I have to agree with you on this Ruishy.Political correctness is a concept that makes my blood boil. If someone called me a racist that would offend me even more than any name or label ever would. Im from N Ireland and if someone called me a paddy or as im a Protestant theres a term used by others to decribe people of my religion [orange b4stard] but I wouldnt dream of taking offense at it.You also have to consider that all these ethnic minorities everyone is trying to protect im sure have some very colourful names in their own languages to describe us,and they will use anything at their disposal to change our society to suit themselves and their beliefs.It should be if you wish to come here to live,you abide by our laws and social rules.Could you imagine? for instance, going to Pakistan to live as this was the example used above, do you think you could change their societies ways,laws the way people have tried to change ours! NO FUKIN CHANCE!
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Well said Bob
Whats the difference ? there are both names for the same thing except one is 5 letters shorter, would i get annoyed if someone calle me a Scot instead of scottish, em... NO !
The name was not used in a derogatory manner, so whats the problem.
There is none
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End of discussion
M1K3Y_B :I don't want to get involve.
But just want to say what if paki, was change to pakistani, which isn't as offensive?
Then the problem is solved![]()
Whats the difference ? there are both names for the same thing except one is 5 letters shorter, would i get annoyed if someone calle me a Scot instead of scottish, em... NO !
The name was not used in a derogatory manner, so whats the problem.
There is none
.
End of discussion

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No, the end of discussion is here;
Paki / Pakki
(Primarily UK and Canada, sometimes US, NZ and India) a South Asian. Within the UK, the term originates in Northern England, where a large number of South-Asians arrived in the 1950s and 1960s. It is considered offensive when used by a non-South Asian in the UK.[122][123]
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Jeez, if you found the joke funny, lighten up. If it was sooooo offensive its up to the mods to remove it. Why do people feel the need to educate people with the aid of wikipedia!?! 

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Oh forget it. Whats the point. All I'm trying to do is make sure nobody gets offended or that the poster doesn't get warned for racism and all I get is some s**t about political correctness in return.
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Swanick :how does every racist joke start???
by looking over your shoulder
So true

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Defending a position by saying "they do it too" is just demonstrating the level of reasoning I'd expect from a five year old.
The term "paki" isn't used by white folks as a term of endearment; I note you haven't used words like "chink" "slope" or "kaffir" even though they're generally accepted as being at the same level (I didn't drop the N-Bomb there as that's pushing a point too far).
Also FYI, use of any of the above terms in my workplace will see you sacked with no references.
Ruishy; how about I call you a sassenach then fella ? While it might be meant in jest (and to illustrate a point) I doubt you'd find it overly funny from someone you don't know
BtB; looks like you got a wee bit of a persecution complex there buddy - I don't think "they" really are out to get you, despite what the flyers from the BNP might have to say
I see your point though and in the current political climate the man on the street just doesn't feel as though there's any support from the politicians who allegedly run the place.
The term "paki" isn't used by white folks as a term of endearment; I note you haven't used words like "chink" "slope" or "kaffir" even though they're generally accepted as being at the same level (I didn't drop the N-Bomb there as that's pushing a point too far).
The most unreliable encyclopaedia in the world :Usage notes
The abbreviation Paki acquired offensive connotations in the 1960s when used by British tabloids to refer to subjects of former colony states in a derogatory and racist manner. In modern British usage "Paki" is typically used in a derogatory way as a label for all South Asians, including Indians, Afghans and Bangladeshis. To a lesser extent, the term has been applied as a racial slur towards Arabs and other Middle Eastern-looking groups who may resemble South Asians. During the 60's many emigrants were also dubbed as "black" to further segregate them from the white community. Some would say such a division still exists in parts of England.
In recent times there has been a trend by second and third-generation British Pakistanis to reclaim the word. The word has been turned into a keepsake for the young British Pakistani community that is not acceptable for someone outside the community to say it, including Indians and Bangladeshis
Also FYI, use of any of the above terms in my workplace will see you sacked with no references.
Ruishy; how about I call you a sassenach then fella ? While it might be meant in jest (and to illustrate a point) I doubt you'd find it overly funny from someone you don't know
BtB; looks like you got a wee bit of a persecution complex there buddy - I don't think "they" really are out to get you, despite what the flyers from the BNP might have to say
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Just to lighten the mood,
The leader of a tribe deep in the jungle decides to send one of his men to London to see how the more civilsed parts of the world live. On his return he tells his tribe of the big brick buildings which he was taken to at night to drink "beer". And also at these places they played a game where they throw 3 mini spears at a round board, which he was quite good at. He just aimed at the litte red circle in the middle and threw his mini spears at it every time. The tribe leader asks "and what is this game called?" the man replies "they call it Lucky B***k baxtered"............
The leader of a tribe deep in the jungle decides to send one of his men to London to see how the more civilsed parts of the world live. On his return he tells his tribe of the big brick buildings which he was taken to at night to drink "beer". And also at these places they played a game where they throw 3 mini spears at a round board, which he was quite good at. He just aimed at the litte red circle in the middle and threw his mini spears at it every time. The tribe leader asks "and what is this game called?" the man replies "they call it Lucky B***k baxtered"............

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Ratspeed :Just to lighten the mood,
The leader of a tribe deep in the jungle decides to send one of his men to London to see how the more civilsed parts of the world live. On his return he tells his tribe of the big brick buildings which he was taken to at night to drink "beer". And also at these places they played a game where they throw 3 mini spears at a round board, which he was quite good at. He just aimed at the litte red circle in the middle and threw his mini spears at it every time. The tribe leader asks "and what is this game called?" the man replies "they call it Lucky B***k baxtered"............
I am so thick, i don't get it

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The games darts.............................he wins all the time.................he's coloured..............


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I got it finally, go me
I thought the blanked out word was brick, that how clever i am
I thought the blanked out word was brick, that how clever i am

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Andy: you can call me what you like mate, ive been called far worse and lauighed it off, its only a worf FFS.
Ethnic minorities like to use things like this as weapons, im not gonna get into the whole debate, but is one person not allowed thier own opinion, freedom of speech and all that, iv been called names by minorities, and it didnt bother me. The way isee it, they are trying to degrade me, but why should i rise to it ? Ive got more important things to worry bout than some pleb shouting abuse at me
And why cant we use the word if they use it ?
I make no apologies for what i said, i couldnt be botherd typing the whole word so abbreviated it,
Ive got a lot of qualms with this country, the way its run etc, thats why im fudgekin off to NZ in a few years time
and for your informatio, they are out to get me

Ethnic minorities like to use things like this as weapons, im not gonna get into the whole debate, but is one person not allowed thier own opinion, freedom of speech and all that, iv been called names by minorities, and it didnt bother me. The way isee it, they are trying to degrade me, but why should i rise to it ? Ive got more important things to worry bout than some pleb shouting abuse at me
And why cant we use the word if they use it ?
I make no apologies for what i said, i couldnt be botherd typing the whole word so abbreviated it,
Ive got a lot of qualms with this country, the way its run etc, thats why im fudgekin off to NZ in a few years time
and for your informatio, they are out to get me

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Ruishy1 :Andy: you can call me what you like mate, ive been called far worse and lauighed it off, its only a worf FFS.
Point is I wouldn't. I have more respect for people than that.
Ruishy1 :Ethnic minorities like to use things like this as weapons, im not gonna get into the whole debate, but is one person not allowed thier own opinion, freedom of speech and all that, iv been called names by minorities, and it didnt bother me. The way isee it, they are trying to degrade me, but why should i rise to it ? Ive got more important things to worry bout than some pleb shouting abuse at me![]()
But the point is here, you shouldn't be on the recieving end of it and nor should they. "He did it so I thought I could" is playground rules, it doesn't work like that in the real world.
Ruishy1 :And why cant we use the word if they use it ?
I take it you're talking about the P & N-bombs ? Funnily enough had this conversation with a mate of mine a few weeks about this. He f*cking hates his kids using the work and gives them a bollocking every time they do. All these words are are a way of attacking a person or peoples - that's all. Bloody gangsta mentality dictates they now use the words to take ownership of them and stop anyone else using them - which is equally wrong.
Ruishy1 :I make no apologies for what i said, i couldnt be botherd typing the whole word so abbreviated it,
Don't s**t me, you chose it because it was the first one that came to mind
Ruishy1 :Ive got a lot of qualms with this country, the way its run etc, thats why im fudgekin off to NZ in a few years time![]()
and for your informatio, they are out to get me![]()
LOL - There's a lot of sheep in NZ, you'll be giving heeman ideas
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All points fair and taken in mate
Im obviously not gonna keep debating on this, as you have your views and i have mine, it be like chasing shadows, we aint gonna get anywhere
As for the sheep i couldnt tell you, ive never been to NZ before, itm booking a hold there when i get back from my other one in april though
Im obviously not gonna keep debating on this, as you have your views and i have mine, it be like chasing shadows, we aint gonna get anywhere
As for the sheep i couldnt tell you, ive never been to NZ before, itm booking a hold there when i get back from my other one in april though

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Ruishy1 :As for the sheep i couldnt tell you, ive never been to NZ before, itm booking a hold there when i get back from my other one in april though
Ha yeah, they have mahoosive sheep farms out there. I'd love to go for a couple of months, hop over to Japan for a bit towards the end too as it's not that far from there. I ought to make a shortlist of places to go in the next few years before I get tied down too much.
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exactly what im doing
gonna go at least 2 big holidays a year, and see everything iv always wanted to
gonna go at least 2 big holidays a year, and see everything iv always wanted to

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