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15 Dollar!

Postby Bob The Builder on Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:19 pm

What do you call an asian stripper?

Yaseen Mamuff :)

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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:00 am

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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby slaney21 on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:05 am

what do you call a german prostitute????.........






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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:50 pm

slaney21 :what do you call a german prostitute????.........






Fitzer nicentite

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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Tweek on Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:55 am

C-H-E-E-S-E :lol:
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Ruishy1 on Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:30 pm

what do you call a chinese prossie with no legs....






























Dragon lips :wink: :lol:

What do you call a russin with siphilis....























Rotiz cockov

:lol: :lol:

What do you call an paki pornstar















rammit bawdeep :P


I could keep going like this all day :oooh: :lol:
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby dontpannic on Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:15 pm

Ruishy1 :What do you call an **** pornstar
rammit bawdeep :P


Edit that bit out - some might find that offensive. There's a good lad.
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Ruishy1 on Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:04 am

dontpannic :
Ruishy1 :What do you call an **** pornstar
rammit bawdeep :P


Edit that bit out - some might find that offensive. There's a good lad.

If someone finds it offensive, then they have their panties in a bunch, this is an internet forum where people put their views etc
this is mine, so be a good boy and run along now
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby dontpannic on Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:46 pm

Its not the joke I mind mate, I find it quite funny. All I take exception to is the racist term in there, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Ruishy1 on Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:32 pm

racism was drawn up by the PC brigade, the amount of "racist" stuff out there which slips through the radar because people decide its ok, well i say this is ok, and i wont change it.

I someone has a problem with my type of humour, they dont need to read the joke.
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby fezanw on Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:39 am

Ruishy1 :racism was drawn up by the PC brigade, the amount of "racist" stuff out there which slips through the radar because people decide its ok, well i say this is ok, and i wont change it.

I someone has a problem with my type of humour, they dont need to read the joke.


Well done, stand up to all this PC crap.
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby dontpannic on Wed Sep 24, 2008 7:48 am

I'm all against political correctness guys, but calling someone that particular name has been racist for a lot longer than the PC brigade have been in thier prime. I'm just warning you that some members of this site might find it offensive, thats all. I don't want you getting a board warning.
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:25 am

I don't want to get involve.

But just want to say what if paki, was change to pakistani, which isn't as offensive?

Then the problem is solved :)
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Bob The Builder on Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:34 pm

Ruishy1 :racism was drawn up by the PC brigade, the amount of "racist" stuff out there which slips through the radar because people decide its ok, well i say this is ok, and i wont change it.

I someone has a problem with my type of humour, they dont need to read the joke.



Must say I have to agree with you on this Ruishy.Political correctness is a concept that makes my blood boil. If someone called me a racist that would offend me even more than any name or label ever would. Im from N Ireland and if someone called me a paddy or as im a Protestant theres a term used by others to decribe people of my religion [orange b4stard] but I wouldnt dream of taking offense at it.You also have to consider that all these ethnic minorities everyone is trying to protect im sure have some very colourful names in their own languages to describe us,and they will use anything at their disposal to change our society to suit themselves and their beliefs.It should be if you wish to come here to live,you abide by our laws and social rules.Could you imagine? for instance, going to Pakistan to live as this was the example used above, do you think you could change their societies ways,laws the way people have tried to change ours! NO FUKIN CHANCE!


This was a party political broadcast by BOB! :D

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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Ruishy1 on Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:10 pm

Well said Bob :wink:

M1K3Y_B :I don't want to get involve.

But just want to say what if paki, was change to pakistani, which isn't as offensive?

Then the problem is solved :)


Whats the difference ? there are both names for the same thing except one is 5 letters shorter, would i get annoyed if someone calle me a Scot instead of scottish, em... NO !
The name was not used in a derogatory manner, so whats the problem.
There is none
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby dontpannic on Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:14 pm

No, the end of discussion is here;

Paki / Pakki
(Primarily UK and Canada, sometimes US, NZ and India) a South Asian. Within the UK, the term originates in Northern England, where a large number of South-Asians arrived in the 1950s and 1960s. It is considered offensive when used by a non-South Asian in the UK.[122][123]
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Ratspeed on Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:26 pm

Jeez, if you found the joke funny, lighten up. If it was sooooo offensive its up to the mods to remove it. Why do people feel the need to educate people with the aid of wikipedia!?! :-?
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby dontpannic on Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:25 pm

Oh forget it. Whats the point. All I'm trying to do is make sure nobody gets offended or that the poster doesn't get warned for racism and all I get is some s**t about political correctness in return.
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Swanick on Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:18 pm

how does every racist joke start???












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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby dontpannic on Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:24 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:03 am

Swanick :how does every racist joke start???












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So true :lol:
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby andymac on Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:25 am

Defending a position by saying "they do it too" is just demonstrating the level of reasoning I'd expect from a five year old.

The term "paki" isn't used by white folks as a term of endearment; I note you haven't used words like "chink" "slope" or "kaffir" even though they're generally accepted as being at the same level (I didn't drop the N-Bomb there as that's pushing a point too far).

The most unreliable encyclopaedia in the world :Usage notes

The abbreviation Paki acquired offensive connotations in the 1960s when used by British tabloids to refer to subjects of former colony states in a derogatory and racist manner. In modern British usage "Paki" is typically used in a derogatory way as a label for all South Asians, including Indians, Afghans and Bangladeshis. To a lesser extent, the term has been applied as a racial slur towards Arabs and other Middle Eastern-looking groups who may resemble South Asians. During the 60's many emigrants were also dubbed as "black" to further segregate them from the white community. Some would say such a division still exists in parts of England.

In recent times there has been a trend by second and third-generation British Pakistanis to reclaim the word. The word has been turned into a keepsake for the young British Pakistani community that is not acceptable for someone outside the community to say it, including Indians and Bangladeshis


Also FYI, use of any of the above terms in my workplace will see you sacked with no references.

Ruishy; how about I call you a sassenach then fella ? While it might be meant in jest (and to illustrate a point) I doubt you'd find it overly funny from someone you don't know :wink:

BtB; looks like you got a wee bit of a persecution complex there buddy - I don't think "they" really are out to get you, despite what the flyers from the BNP might have to say :lol: :D I see your point though and in the current political climate the man on the street just doesn't feel as though there's any support from the politicians who allegedly run the place.
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Ratspeed on Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:48 pm

Just to lighten the mood,

The leader of a tribe deep in the jungle decides to send one of his men to London to see how the more civilsed parts of the world live. On his return he tells his tribe of the big brick buildings which he was taken to at night to drink "beer". And also at these places they played a game where they throw 3 mini spears at a round board, which he was quite good at. He just aimed at the litte red circle in the middle and threw his mini spears at it every time. The tribe leader asks "and what is this game called?" the man replies "they call it Lucky B***k baxtered"............
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:00 pm

Ratspeed :Just to lighten the mood,

The leader of a tribe deep in the jungle decides to send one of his men to London to see how the more civilsed parts of the world live. On his return he tells his tribe of the big brick buildings which he was taken to at night to drink "beer". And also at these places they played a game where they throw 3 mini spears at a round board, which he was quite good at. He just aimed at the litte red circle in the middle and threw his mini spears at it every time. The tribe leader asks "and what is this game called?" the man replies "they call it Lucky B***k baxtered"............


I am so thick, i don't get it :-?
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Ratspeed on Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:08 pm

The games darts.............................he wins all the time.................he's coloured.............. :rolleyes: :lol:
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:25 pm

I got it finally, go me :lol:

I thought the blanked out word was brick, that how clever i am :rolleyes:
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Ruishy1 on Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:36 pm

Andy: you can call me what you like mate, ive been called far worse and lauighed it off, its only a worf FFS.
Ethnic minorities like to use things like this as weapons, im not gonna get into the whole debate, but is one person not allowed thier own opinion, freedom of speech and all that, iv been called names by minorities, and it didnt bother me. The way isee it, they are trying to degrade me, but why should i rise to it ? Ive got more important things to worry bout than some pleb shouting abuse at me :lol:

And why cant we use the word if they use it ?
I make no apologies for what i said, i couldnt be botherd typing the whole word so abbreviated it,

Ive got a lot of qualms with this country, the way its run etc, thats why im fudgekin off to NZ in a few years time :D
and for your informatio, they are out to get me :bonkers: :oooh:
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby andymac on Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:10 pm

Ruishy1 :Andy: you can call me what you like mate, ive been called far worse and lauighed it off, its only a worf FFS.


Point is I wouldn't. I have more respect for people than that.

Ruishy1 :Ethnic minorities like to use things like this as weapons, im not gonna get into the whole debate, but is one person not allowed thier own opinion, freedom of speech and all that, iv been called names by minorities, and it didnt bother me. The way isee it, they are trying to degrade me, but why should i rise to it ? Ive got more important things to worry bout than some pleb shouting abuse at me :lol:


But the point is here, you shouldn't be on the recieving end of it and nor should they. "He did it so I thought I could" is playground rules, it doesn't work like that in the real world.

Ruishy1 :And why cant we use the word if they use it ?


I take it you're talking about the P & N-bombs ? Funnily enough had this conversation with a mate of mine a few weeks about this. He f*cking hates his kids using the work and gives them a bollocking every time they do. All these words are are a way of attacking a person or peoples - that's all. Bloody gangsta mentality dictates they now use the words to take ownership of them and stop anyone else using them - which is equally wrong.

Ruishy1 :I make no apologies for what i said, i couldnt be botherd typing the whole word so abbreviated it,


Don't s**t me, you chose it because it was the first one that came to mind :lol:

Ruishy1 :Ive got a lot of qualms with this country, the way its run etc, thats why im fudgekin off to NZ in a few years time :D
and for your informatio, they are out to get me :bonkers: :oooh:


LOL - There's a lot of sheep in NZ, you'll be giving heeman ideas :D :P
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Ruishy1 on Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:17 pm

All points fair and taken in mate :D

Im obviously not gonna keep debating on this, as you have your views and i have mine, it be like chasing shadows, we aint gonna get anywhere :lol:

As for the sheep i couldnt tell you, ive never been to NZ before, itm booking a hold there when i get back from my other one in april though :P
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby andymac on Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:11 pm

Ruishy1 :As for the sheep i couldnt tell you, ive never been to NZ before, itm booking a hold there when i get back from my other one in april though :P


Ha yeah, they have mahoosive sheep farms out there. I'd love to go for a couple of months, hop over to Japan for a bit towards the end too as it's not that far from there. I ought to make a shortlist of places to go in the next few years before I get tied down too much.
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Re: 15 Dollar!

Postby Ruishy1 on Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:24 pm

exactly what im doing :D
gonna go at least 2 big holidays a year, and see everything iv always wanted to :Q
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