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[MotorcyclesFish]

So much money on random crap - bin, salt+pepper shakers, thing for standing hot saucepans on, bath mat! I WANTED A NEW CAR!

Btw anyone want to move in with me and take over the cooking/cleaning/being my Bic™/laundry roles around the house?

[Sphinx]

So much money on random crap - bin, salt+pepper shakers, thing for standing hot saucepans on, bath mat! I WANTED A NEW CAR!

[M440]

No let me correct you......living alone is grrrrrrrrrrrreat....moving back in with your parents after having lived by yourself really REALLY sucks. Yes I'm financially better off but I can't walk around naked anymore and in my mothers eyes I've turned back into a 12 year old

BTW, are bt still the 'K' word?

[JamieFRST]

BTW, are bt still the 'K' word?

Most definitely

[heeman10]

Too bloody right Grant!

Monday: "Can't wait to go shopping on Saturday and finally have some non-work clothes to wear".

Saturday: "Right, that's the council tax, gas, water, electricity, rent, food and a tank of fuel paid for Oh..looks like I'll just get some socks then. Maybe next weekend!"

[Swanick]

living on your own is ace i really want to do it again

[Ollie]

So much money on random crap - bin, salt+pepper shakers, thing for standing hot saucepans on, bath mat!

That's what sales are for.

[Capri]

thing for standing hot saucepans on

Gay.

bath mat

Gay.

salt+pepper shakers

Tasteful.

bin

Gay.

[Ollie]

I have all of those items...

[Capri]

I have all of those items...

Gay.

[~S1~]

I thought about offering you my old Henry hoover the other day but then decided it's probly not good enough for you, no doubt you've bought a Dyson?

[~Vix~]

I'll have henry

[Dave_B]

just gotta re negotiate my mortgage, its ben a hard two years living on my own, and its not got any easier.

the bills just seem to get bigger! at least ive got all the gay items now though!!

dave

[~S1~]

I'll have henry

Sold! I'll stick it in Pinky's boot!

[~nomad~]

I thought about offering you my old Henry hoover the other day but then decided it's probly not good enough for you, no doubt you've bought a Dyson?

if he spunked all his money on a dyson then i have no sympathy

[~nomad~]

Gay.

[MotorcyclesFish]

[~nomad~]

idiot

[andymac]

idiot

And Gay too, apparently...

[Ollie]

Um...



I'll get my coat...

[MotorcyclesFish]

To be fair, I got given it by my mum as my grandad doesn't need it any more.

[285Andy]

fu** hoovers bath mats and saucpan thingys (wtf are those?)! spend the cash on a hooker

[jammy86]

DOnt ever buy a vacuum cleaner that isnt a dyson. You'll regret it. I'd be happy to live on 11p a packet noodles from tesco for a year if it meant i had a dyson and not some POS vacuum cleaner.

JAmes.

[Smo]

I'll have a Henry any day. Simple and effective

[Capri]

DOnt ever buy a vacuum cleaner that isnt a dyson. You'll regret it. I'd be happy to live on 11p a packet noodles from tesco for a year if it meant i had a dyson and not some POS vacuum cleaner.

JAmes.

You are worryingly passionate about vacuum cleaners.

[jammy86]

The other day i had to go in and clean up my brothers flat. he had a vacuum cleaner in there, infact he had 2. I though, will i take the dyson? nah, the car is small and I'm taking a carpet cleaner too, might not have enough room in the car and cant be bothered with the hassle. Got to the flat, spent over 25 mins cleaning 2 of the 3 carpets with the POS vacuum cleaners that were in the flat before one of them blew up on me.....

Would have taken 3 mins to do the whole flat with a dyson and been a better job. Took the Dyson back in the other day to finish the job off

so yes, i <3 dysons

JAmes.

[~S1~]

The other day i had to go in and clean up my brothers flat. he had a vacuum cleaner in there, infact he had 2. I though, will i take the dyson? nah, the car is small and I'm taking a carpet cleaner too, might not have enough room in the car and cant be bothered with the hassle. Got to the flat, spent over 25 mins cleaning 2 of the 3 carpets with the POS vacuum cleaners that were in the flat before one of them blew up on me.....

Would have taken 3 mins to do the whole flat with a dyson and been a better job. Took the Dyson back in the other day to finish the job off

so yes, i <3 dysons

JAmes.

OMG I bet you're one of those people that religiously washes their hands all the time, or lines up all the labels on food tins in cupboards?

[Capri]

The other day i had to go in and clean up my brothers flat. he had a vacuum cleaner in there, infact he had 2. I though, will i take the dyson? nah, the car is small and I'm taking a carpet cleaner too, might not have enough room in the car and cant be bothered with the hassle. Got to the flat, spent over 25 mins cleaning 2 of the 3 carpets with the POS vacuum cleaners that were in the flat before one of them blew up on me.....

Would have taken 3 mins to do the whole flat with a dyson and been a better job. Took the Dyson back in the other day to finish the job off

so yes, i <3 dysons

JAmes.

Hmm. So you are saying that a dyson is better than an old vacuum cleaner that was so knackered it blew up on you? Hardly a fair comparison!

[~nomad~]

why are men talking about, using or een thinking about vaccum cleaners?

[MotorcyclesFish]

Because the strength of rohypnol I need to convince a woman to even talk to me in a bar is industrial; the amount needed to coax one back to the flat to do some hoovering and laundry hasn't been invented yet.

BTW all my food labels face forwards because I'm too lazy to reach up and pick the can up to see what's in it.

[Capri]

BTW all my food labels face forwards because I'm too lazy to reach up and pick the can up to see what's in it.

Gay.

[MotorcyclesFish]

~Vix~ says:
ive got a henry and a dyson

[andymac]

~Vix~ says:
ive got a henry and a dyson

I was expecting some sort of "attachment" joke. You fail.

[tompeteRS]

I've got a Bosch!

[Kittie]

Btw anyone want to move in with me and take over the cooking/cleaning/being my Bic™/laundry roles around the house?

You can share my cooking/cleaning/DIY/mechanic Bic™ anytime