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Chinese proverbs
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> >> > > Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
> >> organ.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
> >> > > ******
> >> > > Crowded elevator smell different to midget

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