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Postby Xr2i_Boy on Mon Apr 19, 2004 11:31 pm

Alot of time and creation has been put into this post ady, should we exspect the same result with ya fezzy?
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Postby bluefiestamk3 on Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:58 am

rar i want one :o :D :lol:
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Postby ~Vix~ on Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:11 pm

i want a new one now im old enough to be here! :lol:
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Postby chumkila on Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:16 pm

you'll never be old enough! :D :P :D
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Postby Daniel on Wed Apr 28, 2004 9:37 pm

I've been a good boy! :D


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Postby Dookie on Tue May 11, 2004 2:08 am

these still goin on :-?
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Postby ~Vix~ on Tue May 11, 2004 1:58 pm

chumkila :you'll never be old enough! :D :P :D


i can drive in 5 days though :cry: :lol:
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Postby chumkila on Tue May 11, 2004 2:13 pm

:o :oooh: :o Vix...... driving?!! I think i'll be walking to wherever im going from 5-days time! :P
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Postby 285Andy on Fri May 21, 2004 7:17 pm

dammit! croydon traffic is gonna get even more conjested with people who dont know WTF there going now :(
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Postby sexy-aRSe on Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:21 pm

llama i always bunked school so missed my report :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby SimonT on Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:49 pm

sexy-aRSe :llama i always bunked school so missed my report :lol: :lol: :lol:


I found yours faye:

Faye is a lazy student - who often is caught day dreaming and moaning about "stella".

On one occasion on school journey she appeared half naked mubling something about a "sunny"!


:lol: :lol: [/i]
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Postby Summer22 on Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:31 pm

SimonT :Faye is a lazy student - who often is caught day dreaming and moaning about "stella".

On one occasion on school journey she appeared half naked mubling something about a "sunny"!


:lol: :lol: [/i]


:lol: haha excellent SI! :lol:
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Postby ~Tony~ on Sat Jul 31, 2004 7:12 am

these are quality, just looked at em for the first time since i joined :D

Do some more ade :D
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Postby JamieFRST on Wed Aug 11, 2004 1:08 am

I never did get one :cry:
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Postby Ghost on Wed Aug 11, 2004 2:45 am

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Postby TomRS1800 on Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:39 am

mixon :I never did get one :cry:



Niether did I :rolleyes:
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Postby sexy-aRSe on Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:52 pm

SimonT :
sexy-aRSe :llama i always bunked school so missed my report :lol: :lol: :lol:


I found yours faye:

Faye is a lazy student - who often is caught day dreaming and moaning about "stella".

On one occasion on school journey she appeared half naked mubling something about a "sunny"!


:lol: :lol: [/i]


Fook of si thats not me u got the wrong gal :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Summer22 on Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:31 pm

sexy-aRSe :Fook of si thats not me u got the wrong gal :lol: :lol: :lol:


in your dreams love, he got you to a T :wink: :bonkers:
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Postby Xr_Dub on Tue Feb 22, 2005 4:24 pm

Wicked ADE... :Q

Any other new ones, for new skool....

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Postby sexy-aRSe on Tue Mar 22, 2005 5:08 pm

Summer22 :
sexy-aRSe :Fook of si thats not me u got the wrong gal :lol: :lol: :lol:


in your dreams love, he got you to a T :wink: :bonkers:


T Total pimsle :lol: :lol: :lol: :P
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Postby Summer22 on Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:34 am

sexy-aRSe :
Summer22 :
sexy-aRSe :Fook of si thats not me u got the wrong gal :lol: :lol: :lol:


in your dreams love, he got you to a T :wink: :bonkers:


T Total pimsle :lol: :lol: :lol: :P


:lol: not even in your dreams this time Faye :P You even dream of alcohol :lol:
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Postby sexy-aRSe on Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:22 pm

God what do i have to do to convince you!!! pimsle i have given it all up :lol: :lol: :lol: You will see :P ha ha :lol: :lol:
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Re: ft.com School Reports!!

Postby MadMac on Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:39 pm

AdrianFRST :Simon T

I'm convinced Simon is old enough to have left school many years ago - his appearance is oddly deceptive to his age. He exibits an odd trait of waving his arms about and miming a "box" shape with his hands whenever he hears certain sounds. These include road drills, the fire alarm, level crossing beeps and class 4a performing percusssion practice. During school dinners he performs a strange forward / backward motion with a pair of dinner plates, while he holds a donut to one ear and shouts "Triptech in the house! rip the motherf**kin 303s out!!" to the canteen staff. Music lessons provide much enjoyment to Simon, he's never happier than when he's bashing away on a snare drum, although our Music Teacher Mrs Winterbottom is often confused when Simon asks if he can have a distortion bandpass filter - most of the children are happy with a triangle.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thats just too damn funny
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Postby Summer22 on Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:02 pm

sexy-aRSe :God what do i have to do to convince you!!! pimsle i have given it all up :lol: :lol: :lol: You will see :P ha ha :lol: :lol:


hmmm...... well maybe at the next major meet. you coming to the FordSport weekender? :P
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Postby Summer22 on Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:02 pm

sexy-aRSe :God what do i have to do to convince you!!! pimsle i have given it all up :lol: :lol: :lol: You will see :P ha ha :lol: :lol:


hmmm...... well maybe at the next major meet. you coming to the FordSport weekender? :P
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Re: ft.com School Reports!!

Postby Capri on Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:46 pm

MadMac :
AdrianFRST :Simon T

I'm convinced Simon is old enough to have left school many years ago - his appearance is oddly deceptive to his age. He exibits an odd trait of waving his arms about and miming a "box" shape with his hands whenever he hears certain sounds. These include road drills, the fire alarm, level crossing beeps and class 4a performing percusssion practice. During school dinners he performs a strange forward / backward motion with a pair of dinner plates, while he holds a donut to one ear and shouts "Triptech in the house! rip the motherf**kin 303s out!!" to the canteen staff. Music lessons provide much enjoyment to Simon, he's never happier than when he's bashing away on a snare drum, although our Music Teacher Mrs Winterbottom is often confused when Simon asks if he can have a distortion bandpass filter - most of the children are happy with a triangle.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thats just too damn funny


True. Just pimsle looking at that again. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: ft.com School Reports!!

Postby jdfiesta on Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:05 pm

Capri :
MadMac :
AdrianFRST :Simon T

I'm convinced Simon is old enough to have left school many years ago - his appearance is oddly deceptive to his age. He exibits an odd trait of waving his arms about and miming a "box" shape with his hands whenever he hears certain sounds. These include road drills, the fire alarm, level crossing beeps and class 4a performing percusssion practice. During school dinners he performs a strange forward / backward motion with a pair of dinner plates, while he holds a donut to one ear and shouts "Triptech in the house! rip the motherf**kin 303s out!!" to the canteen staff. Music lessons provide much enjoyment to Simon, he's never happier than when he's bashing away on a snare drum, although our Music Teacher Mrs Winterbottom is often confused when Simon asks if he can have a distortion bandpass filter - most of the children are happy with a triangle.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: thats just too damn funny


True. Just pimsle looking at that again. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


thats just bloody quality!
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Postby edders on Fri May 04, 2007 9:43 pm

you should do one for sheeman
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