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[dontpannic]

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my **** of a dad red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was so fu*king angry, told him to get his meat out of GF and to go fu*k himself, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/ ... istory.jpg

[jonboisescort]

[curly]

ohhh not one for sarcasm now, but it allways feels better swinging arms around,

now i get it,

[JamieFRST]

not as good as the leaking oil one though

[M1K3Y_B]

That was a good one

I was trying to work out what GF was short for as i was reading, but that never crossed my mind

[Ratspeed]

HAHA!!!

[- Danny Boy -]

i like it.

[Ollie]

Can I borrow your GF? I need something to put my meat in.

[1098]

Lol! I was wondering why you hadn't swung at him..

[M1K3Y_B]

You should have put your meat in your dads GF?

[~S1~]

Can I borrow your GF? I need something to put my meat in.

LMFAO! Poor Ollie, we really must get you laid this show season

[MotorcyclesFish]

Can I borrow your GF? I need something to put my meat in.

LMFAO! Poor Ollie, we really must get you laid this show season

Who can we get to volunteer?

[Ollie]

indistinguished ruffians

[mad4mp3z]

i d probably of ripped my dad's face off, pull an eyeball out and used the socket 2 skull f**k him ,just so he know how it feels 2 b f**cked over . as 4 the bird, obviously not worth the time of day at all. s**t way 2 find out tho, and ollie, u should hire a "escort" (no not the car) for the day , thta could b fun 4 ya hehe bit pricey tho....

[Ollie]

You have scored 0 in the "how to read a post properly before replying" test.

Congratulations.

[dontpannic]

You have scored 0 in the "how to read a post properly before replying" test.

Congratulations.

[mad4mp3z]

yeah im off 2 a good start here aint i lol my bad

[rslove]

[Phil Si]

Can I borrow your GF? I need something to put my meat in.

LMFAO! Poor Ollie, we really must get you laid this show season

Ouch....!