Condom rhymes..............................

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Condom rhymes..............................

Postby Bridger on Wed Nov 06, 2002 5:36 pm

Found these on a website and had to post em on ere :Q

Don't be silly, protect your willy.

When in doubt, shroud your spout.

Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

Cover your stump before you hump.

Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.

If you go into heat, package your meat.

Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

The right selection! Protect your erection.

Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

If you really love her, wear a cover.

Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

No glove, No love.

Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hope u liked em :wink:
Cheers Bridger :D
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Postby Tom_S on Wed Nov 06, 2002 5:39 pm

:lol: :D :lol:
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Postby festasi on Wed Nov 06, 2002 5:41 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby Sauna on Wed Nov 06, 2002 7:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"if it's not ON, it's not on!"
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Postby Sphinx on Wed Nov 06, 2002 7:19 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby MaXsteri on Wed Nov 06, 2002 7:48 pm

LoL
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Postby dr_blackman on Wed Nov 06, 2002 8:01 pm

:lol:
7 Years and on my 5th Car, Fiesta 1.1i, Saxo VTR 98bhp, Bmw 318is Coupe,C2 VTS and now a 1998 Toyota Supra ;)
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Postby JamieFRST on Thu Nov 07, 2002 3:23 am

:lol: :D :lol:
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Postby me julie on Thu Nov 07, 2002 11:13 am

:lol: :lol: :D :D :lol: :lol:
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Postby Fiestasi-Andy on Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:12 pm

:lol: :lol:
My Bad!

Sorry
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Postby TJ on Thu Nov 07, 2002 12:33 pm

Hmmm interesting indeed!! :lol:
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