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Baby on a bus

Postby Sphinx on Fri May 15, 2009 10:29 am

A woman with her baby gets on the bus and the bus driver says:
'Oh my god, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'
Shocked and speachless, the woman walks to the back of the bus and sits next to a man.
'The bus driver was just SO rude to me!'
The man:
'That's terrible! I'd go up and tell him off if I were you. Here, I'll look after your monkey.'
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Re: Baby on a bus

Postby - Danny Boy - on Fri May 15, 2009 10:48 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Baby on a bus

Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri May 15, 2009 11:15 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Baby on a bus

Postby Brother Crash on Fri May 15, 2009 1:23 pm

Must be hard going out with a baby and a monkey, hope she was ok....
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Re: Baby on a bus

Postby Luke2008 on Fri May 15, 2009 2:07 pm

Hehehe, good one, simple but funny.
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Re: Baby on a bus

Postby Sphinx on Fri May 15, 2009 2:46 pm

I admit I heard it on Radio 1 this morning and it woke me up laughing :D
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Re: Baby on a bus

Postby FRST SILVER on Sun May 24, 2009 4:56 pm

:lol: :lol:
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