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FAO "teh man with teh shelf" (sic) :rolleyes:

Postby AdrianFRST on Tue May 21, 2002 7:03 pm

It has come to my attention that the quality of your jokes is well below an acceptable standard. I have received several letters of complaint and also many parents are concerned that their children's senses of humour are being corrupted and twisted.

Mrs Eileen Wolstenholme of Ashfield, Derbyshire writes:

Dear Sir / Madam,

My son Tom has been using the "fiestaturbo.com" site for some time now and it concerns me that one of your members "Phil Si" is clearly lacking in suitable humour. I am increasingly worried that Tom is being affected by this "Phil" character as he has developed an alarming tendancy for bad puns and double entendrés.

Please can you see too it that "Phil Si" is expelled from your forum and I strongly suggest that he be reported to local authorities so that he is no longer a danger to the community.

Yours faithfully,

Eileen Wolstenholme (Mrs)
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Postby chumkila on Tue May 21, 2002 7:05 pm

:o :lol: :o llama!! quality piece of literature.
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Postby SimonT on Tue May 21, 2002 7:06 pm

:lol:
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Postby InS@nE on Tue May 21, 2002 7:07 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Phil Si on Tue May 21, 2002 7:08 pm

:cry: :devil:
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Postby vanny magnet on Tue May 21, 2002 7:27 pm

Oh come on Eileen :devil:

(vanny breaks into song)

'come on Eileen, oh come on Eileen'

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby AndyBlackFRST on Tue May 21, 2002 7:31 pm

that would be mexico Tom's mum then :P :P
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Postby chumkila on Tue May 21, 2002 7:49 pm

:o :aaah: :oooh:
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Postby xr2i 1649 on Tue May 21, 2002 7:58 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: he is not that bad
(or is he) :lol: :lol:
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Postby ~nomad~ on Tue May 21, 2002 8:07 pm

vanny magnet wrote:Oh come on Eileen :devil:

(vanny breaks into song)

'come on Eileen, oh come on Eileen'

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Vanny has been affected too :lol:
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Postby elm_us on Tue May 21, 2002 9:26 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nice one ade
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Postby The Bruster on Tue Jun 04, 2002 1:03 am

:lol:

Yes BAN Phillus teh Phallus :D
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Postby Phil Si on Tue Jun 04, 2002 2:22 am

ban me then :P :devil:
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Postby chumkila on Tue Jun 04, 2002 8:58 am

Nnooooooooooooooooooo!! :cry:
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Postby AdrianFRST on Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:34 pm

Going up :D
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Postby elm_us on Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:40 pm

lmfao, how old is this, still a classic,
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Postby TrekkieFRST on Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:55 pm

Never saw this the first time round :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Superal on Fri Sep 19, 2003 1:59 pm

hehe :lol:
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