fiestaturbo.com

[AdrianFRST]

It has come to my attention that the quality of your jokes is well below an acceptable standard. I have received several letters of complaint and also many parents are concerned that their children's senses of humour are being corrupted and twisted.

Mrs Eileen Wolstenholme of Ashfield, Derbyshire writes:

Dear Sir / Madam,

My son Tom has been using the "fiestaturbo.com" site for some time now and it concerns me that one of your members "Phil Si" is clearly lacking in suitable humour. I am increasingly worried that Tom is being affected by this "Phil" character as he has developed an alarming tendancy for bad puns and double entendrés.

Please can you see too it that "Phil Si" is expelled from your forum and I strongly suggest that he be reported to local authorities so that he is no longer a danger to the community.

Yours faithfully,

Eileen Wolstenholme (Mrs)

[chumkila]

llama!! quality piece of literature.

[SimonT]

[InS@nE]

[Phil Si]

[vanny magnet]

Oh come on Eileen

(vanny breaks into song)

'come on Eileen, oh come on Eileen'

[AndyBlackFRST]

that would be mexico Tom's mum then

[chumkila]

[xr2i 1649]

he is not that bad
(or is he)

[~nomad~]

Oh come on Eileen

(vanny breaks into song)

'come on Eileen, oh come on Eileen'

Vanny has been affected too

[elm_us]

nice one ade

[The Bruster]

Yes BAN Phillus teh Phallus

[Phil Si]

ban me then

[chumkila]

Nnooooooooooooooooooo!!

[AdrianFRST]

Going up

[elm_us]

lmfao, how old is this, still a classic,

[TrekkieFRST]

Never saw this the first time round

[Superal]

hehe