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Working at home this evening, I hear a bang and the unmistakable sound of my car alarm going off.

Shot out of the door to see a group of 7 or 8 chavvy f***ers strolling past my front door saying, "what's the problem mate? What you looking at? Want to make something of it? Yeah, we kicked your car...".

Couldn't find my mobile in my pockets - nutsack! Looking like a pussy, I shot inside and got straight on the blower to plod, telling them that there was a group of 7 or 8 lads vandalising cars in the street.

Plod took a typical ten minutes to arrive, by which time they'd gone (and damaged another twenty-or-so cars on the street - mainly mirrors, or panel damage ).

Inspecting the damage, I was "lucky", if that's the right term to use - the o/s mirror had been kicked clean off the base and was hanging on by the power cables (leccy mirrors).

Plod turned up while I was removing the mirror, didn't take a statement ("No point unless we find them" - fair play), and wandered off shortly after to look for them.

Met several of my neighbours for the first time as well - several saw/heard the cars being damaged, and one guy came up and said they'd gone past his car about ten minutes before mine was done, kicked off his wingmirror, and on the way back, had seen off his other one as well.

Why the f*** do these wa**ers do it??!

Managed to fix the mirror (and in the process fixed the slightly rattly shell, which is a bonus I guess). Minor scuffing on the panel below the mirror which should cut out, so all in all, unless I find any more damage in the daylight, I've been lucky.

F***ing gutted though Why do people do this stuff????

/al

[andyhardy]

Scum mate - it's not enough to blame the parents, I say take away the benefits and welfare from the families of people that do this, they'd soon stop then!

Glad to hear the damage wasn't too bad though!

Andy

[filtra]

You did the right thing, those situations are really awkward because you don't know what to do, mixture of s**t yourself, extreme anger and very little rationality.

Keep your eyes peeled though, no doubt they are local and will be stupid enough to come by again.

Glad the damage wasnt major i.e. panels etc...

[mike_wall15]

Ah poo, shame there was so many of them
Least it was only the mirror, anything bigger and I think (or I know I would) you'd just lose it with them and then get into trouble yourself.

[paradox]

tuggers

[heeman10]

The shame in having to even THINK of using the word "lucky" to describe the situation. Why should we be fortunate "only" to receive damage to an electric wing mirror and a scuff to the door, as opposed to coming off with the "usual" dented panel? Nothing you can do Al, whoever you are (Bruce Lee excluded), a group of pikeys that size would have no trouble injuring you. If only you'd had five or six mates round at the time, I'd love to see their faces! Run little boys, run

[flemming]

Even if you had the muscle power, beating up a group of pikeys outside your home wouldn't be the best idea would it.
There would be retalliation and you wouldn't know what that is.
s**t situation but you did the right thing.

[RS_-_1800]

Sorry to hear about your car mate. I had a similar situation a few weeks ago ('Chive baxtards, my lucky escape!'). People like this need a good kicking. If I see anyone going near my car now who look suspicious, I just go outside and stand there staring at them. Followed by 'Can I help you, mate?' That usually makes them walk away

[Sphinx]

Unlucky fella. As much as it must pain you not to have run over and put a few in wheelchairs, you did the right thing. Like 'flemming' says, even you did start something, they would retaliate later like the cowardly baxtered they are.

[CarismaDave]

Snap mate Some utter c0ck did the same to my brand new C4 last night.

WHAT THE FCUK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!!!

So sorry for you too mate

[Badgerboy]

Now, if I had taken my Katana, and 'cut up rough', I'd be the criminal! I did once with a basebal bat before to a skag head breaking into my friends car, but a neighbour stashed the bat and clamed me down before the police turned up to arrest him.

I'm glad it wasn't me, I tend to get the red mist, and would have run the fuckers down and finshed them off wth a trolley jack. (This slight mental imbalance has left me with a rather fecked nose after attacking a group of 6 valley boys causing trouble before. Needless to say I was battered down promptly)

Anyway, surely you must have some kind of hardcase on your street. Tell him they mentioned they were going to rape his kids after they had done the cars. Watch the fun ensue afterwards.

[edders]

sorry to hear that dude

i just want to know why they have this 'its better than what i have so lets rob it or break it ' mentality

i was at my mates house and someone was trying to rob his mums corsa. because the window in his room leads straight out on top of the porch i climbed out onto there and jumped onto the car bonnet feet first(that fecking hurt) the little baxtered shat himself and jumped out of the car and made a break for it.so i ran him down and crunched him straight in to concrete

i was prepared to kick his head from his shoulders but plod stopped me (probly for the best) i broke one of my ribs though cos he was wearing a backpack full of head units from other cars
strange how stuff works out innit

[Oranoco]

Funny how these little arseholes are only tough when they out number you 5 to 1. On their own they are normally complete pussies who won't even look at you let alone do anything else.

[GOODY-ST]

typical mindless chive scum who walk round in big groups so you wont kick the s**t out of them. if they did walk round in 2-3 and you did kick the s**t out of them they would tell the police and you would get prob jail and made to pay them compensation.

[Badgerboy]

Hmm, I prescribe fire. Lot's of it.

(I mean seriously, who really would care if I rounded these chives up into camps and gassed them?)

[ianFRST]

i think you did the right / only thing you could have done in that situation

dunno if i would have been so calm, but then i would have got my ass beaten by the pikeys

[edders]

its hilarious i went out for about ten minutes to go the shop and a gang of chavscum approached me and told me to give them my money
without saying a word i clocked the biggest one as hard as i could (and in the process i think i broke a knuckle or four) and the rest of them ran like fcuk.

good idea badgerboy all they need is a good dousing in petrol and someone to 'accidentaly' drop a lit match on all of them

[rich_frst]

little w@nkers....

think you did the right thing as well al...

having a row and maybe a punch up, might bring on another lot of grief for you and your neighbours...

[NJ]

You can only go around doing that for so long, someone sooner or later will kick your head in. They will get what's coming to them.

[xr2imetalhead]

little scumbags, there was nothing u could do mate u did the right thing as others have said just keep your eyes peeled! u might catch em again!

[wolf]

One of my mates was walking down a street. He saw some 5/6 pikeys ahead of him so he crossed over and went round a block. The pikeys followed him.

Now bear in mind my mates well over 6' and is a rugby player, the pikeys managed to take him down and smash his jaw in.



Another time, some pikeys ambushed a mate of mine who then had to leg it into a nearby Burger King.

Not good.

Vigilante-time I say

[RS_Raz]

Sorry to hear this bro You're gona have to get a shooter or move back home.

My mate recommends striping them up the pavement.