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Postby Gmc on Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:34 am

Seriously.. What is their fudgekin problem?!?
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Re: Women.

Postby - Danny Boy - on Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:39 am

I think every man can relate to this!
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Re: Women.

Postby mikeymikeyp on Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:11 pm

Whats the problem well thats easy they are women
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Re: Women.

Postby MotorcyclesFish on Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:40 am

you'll spend a lifetime and not understand, wouldn't worry, lot worse things in life to elevate to the status where they affect you, suggest a hobby such as (surprise) tropical fish or hangliding
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Re: Women.

Postby jonyb4 on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:19 pm

what ive been through for the pat 2 years, and now stuck with for the rest of my life, has pretty much made me hate women, cant trust them and barely interested in them now

at 22, theyre not worth the s**t
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Re: Women.

Postby Rhinopower on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:38 pm

Jony, was that you coming out the closet? I'd never lose interest in getting by nuts wet tbh! Lol
MotorcyclesFish wrote:The thing is if I caught Brian fudgekin a bloke, I wouldn't think 'oh Brian's a gay', I'd think 'Brian that fudgekin weird haired mongoloid is raping a gay to see if anyone finds it funny' :lol: :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby Malin91 on Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:59 pm

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Postby jonyb4 on Wed Sep 12, 2012 7:49 pm

if he dressed like a woman and have a nice pair id consider it perhaps :P
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Re: Women.

Postby Ollie on Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:12 pm

jonyb4 wrote:if he dressed like a woman and have a nice pair id consider it perhaps :P

Book a holiday in Thailand.
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Re: Women.

Postby Fraggle on Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:51 pm

Rhinopower wrote:Jony, was that you coming out the closet? I'd never lose interest in getting by nuts wet tbh! Lol


:o :o

Not with JB i hope :( :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby Rhinopower on Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:56 pm

Fraggle wrote:
Rhinopower wrote:Jony, was that you coming out the closet? I'd never lose interest in getting by nuts wet tbh! Lol


:o :o

Not with JB i hope :( :lol:


Lol. My misses is far better looking ;)
MotorcyclesFish wrote:The thing is if I caught Brian fudgekin a bloke, I wouldn't think 'oh Brian's a gay', I'd think 'Brian that fudgekin weird haired mongoloid is raping a gay to see if anyone finds it funny' :lol: :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby Fraggle on Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:49 pm

Rhinopower wrote:
Fraggle wrote:
Rhinopower wrote:Jony, was that you coming out the closet? I'd never lose interest in getting by nuts wet tbh! Lol


:o :o

Not with JB i hope :( :lol:


Lol. My misses is far better looking ;)



:lol: :lol: poor jb :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby jonyb4 on Thu Sep 13, 2012 7:45 pm

dw bout it, im pretty on the inside :P
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Re: Women.

Postby jayrs on Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:25 pm

hmm, whats there problem, cant answer that, it differs from minute to minute with them, then gets worse as the day goes on, but i think the under lining problem is they think there always right, and what ever they do is justified, with that as a base line to work from, theres always going to be a major fault there :lol: :lol:

oh, and no matter how old they are, or how clever they my be, they dont seem to understand a few simple words, such as, 'shut up' 'go away' 'leave me alone' 'hurry up were late' 'no... it was your fault'

you get where im going with it :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby DanFraser on Fri Sep 14, 2012 8:44 am

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Re: Women.

Postby stevo™ on Fri Sep 21, 2012 5:00 pm

had a classic the other day
split from my ex 5 months back we have a boy together he's nearly 2 we we'r together 4-5years
any wya she drops the boy off a few months back and has a pop saying keep him in his cot at night dont bring him into the bed in the middle of the night if he crys i said ok, any way roll on a few months i drop him back to her the other week and he'd fallen asleep i the car so i carried him in i said where do you want him she says put him n the bedroom i walk in theres not cot/crib i look at her she says put him in the bed so i say wheres his cot the reply i got was i got rid of it a while back he sleeps next to me at this point i went to the mirror to have a look for the word c u n t on my forhead :rolleyes:
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Re: Women.

Postby jonyb4 on Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:47 pm

:rolleyes:

ive had a few more this weekend, but luckily witness a mate going through s**t instead of me


bloody HATE women, everything is a psychological game with them
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Postby jayrs on Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:53 pm

steve, maybe you should of looked on her head for that word, cos when he gets older and plays up because he dont want to sleep in his own bed cos hes so used to sleeping next to mummy, shes gunna have a right nightmare, and you can sit back and laugh :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby stevo™ on Sat Sep 22, 2012 9:37 am

thing is i cant even punish her in the sack anymore :lol: :lol:
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Postby jayrs on Sat Sep 22, 2012 11:29 pm

why not :bonkers: :lol:
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Postby stevo™ on Sun Sep 23, 2012 5:55 pm

she locked her self out last night letting the dog out for a piss when the boy was in bed luckily i didnt go out last night and i also happen to be a locksmith. the attitude i got was like she was doing me a favour, shoud have said right hes the pick gun you fecking do it :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby jayrs on Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:00 pm

:lol:
should of said, call a lock smith, im busy nobbing ya mate :lol: :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby stevo™ on Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:04 pm

yeah she has a proper fit mate to id love a go :D
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Postby jayrs on Sun Sep 23, 2012 6:42 pm

get in there my son :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby stevo™ on Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:32 pm

her mate has a fit as f**k cousin so im adding her on fb shes gona fudgekin get it :D
im like a dog with two dicks at the mo proper bang on it, its like im 18 not nearly 28 :lol:
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Postby jayrs on Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:38 pm

:lol: dont blame ya mate, you only live once fella :)
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Re: Women.

Postby stevo™ on Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:46 pm

better off single :D
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Postby jayrs on Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:54 pm

in a lot of ways yeah, but in others not always fella :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby stevo™ on Sun Sep 23, 2012 7:56 pm

true im just saying it because i can nail anything female at the min rather than staying with one bird lol
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Postby jayrs on Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:23 pm

i may be married, and love my wife more than anything, but stop fcuking rubbing it in :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby DanFraser on Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:37 pm

jayrs wrote:i may be married, and love my wife more than anything, but stop fcuking rubbing it in :lol:


There are ways you know...
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Re: Women.

Postby jayrs on Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:43 pm

we wont go there mate :lol: :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby stevo™ on Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:12 pm

if i was rubbing it in id share pics :wink:
you'd be jelous trust me
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Postby jayrs on Sun Sep 23, 2012 9:47 pm

:lol:

show me the pictures and ill see if its rubbing it in or not :bonkers: :lol:
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Re: Women.

Postby stevo™ on Mon Sep 24, 2012 1:06 pm

il think about it :wink:
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