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[ianFRST]

Top Ten Favourite Sayings & Practices
of the average pre-pubescent american xbl player

10 : SHODDY
This appears to be american for shotgun. No, really. Often used in phrases such as "Hey man, thats my shoddy. Gimme my goddamn shoddy you Bic™". Phrases such as this are often followed by a deliberate team kill on the part of the person who wants the weapon concerned. See : Bic™, TEAM KILL

9 : OWNED
To be beaten by another player. Often this will involve semi-homosexual practices such as teabagging. See : TEABAGGING, POON

8 : Bic™
A derogatory term used to insult and imply that you are a lesser player than everybody else. Used to punctuate almost every spoken sentence e.g. "Sit down Bic™".

7 : LAG
This the other thing Americans do in order to win games. There is little we can do about this. See : OWNED, SUSPEND

6 : POON
Again a perversion of an good and proper English word. Apparently it's too difficult for the majority of children to form the "oh" in the word "owned" and have resorted to using the term "POON" or "POONED". See : OWNED, Bic™, LAG

5 : TEABAGGING
A semi-homosexual practice where the male genetalia are pressed against the forehead of another male. This practice is carried out with an almost religious fervour to in-game caharacters following a kill by a player. See : POON, OWNED, TEAM KILL, Bic™

4 : TEAM KILL
Think online friendly fire. Imagine how these kids will behave if they ever make it into the armed forces. Oh no, wait, too late... See : SHODDY

3 : CAMPER
One who hides near start points in the game in order to achieve high scores by killing in-game characters as soon as they start the game with superior weaponary. This is usually carried out at long range in order to minimise risk to the camper. While this denies the player the "pleasure" of teabagging his now dead online foe, it allows them to achieve obscenely high scores. See : ONANIST, POON, OWNED, TEABAGGING

2 : SUSPEND
Suspend as in suspend button. This magic button is found on many, many US routers and DSL modems - it prevents data from arriving at the server xbox thus allowing the person / people playing behind the router to continue playing while all the opposing teams characters are suspended. This is a way of obtaining high scores with minimal effort. See : LAG, POON, Bic™, OWNED, ONANIST

1 : ONANIST
An English term for the atypical prepubescent US XBL player, one synonym sounds remarkably like the word "Banker". See : SUSPEND, LAG, CAMPER

[Percy!]

Mr Mac has been on there too much

Well I had fun shooting Ian last night, he thought he had what it takes to win... he was wrong

[ianFRST]

\/\/hateveeeeeeer

[Gazeddy]

you should try xboxconnect its just like live cept no bans for having yor chip on and its completely free. google it. those that think modding xbox is a waste of time google xbmc

[InS@nE]

just an update to games that i can play not sure what are live thou lol

hitman
rumble roses
dead or alive 4
call of duty 2
project gotham
xmen

and possibly gettin rock star table tennis but wanna know what folks think of it first really

[Percy!]

The table tennis is great, much like the classic virtua tennis in addictiveness. Easy to pick up, hard to master. Its good fun on multiplayer/live too.

Also I think some places are selling it at £20-£25 now which is a bargin.

[InS@nE]

yeah you can get it for 18 quid online

[Percy!]

I would say get it then, you will get £18s worth of entertainment. It only came out at £30 anyway they knew its not £50s worth of gaming.

[InS@nE]

to be fair i dont think most games are 50 quids worth og gaming.

cod2 is only due to the live

[Percy!]

True

Anybody else downloaded the Dead Rising demo?

Was expecting great things and the demo proves it

Also good to see capcom making an effort for the 360 as they didn't do much for the xbox

[ianFRST]

no tplayed the demo yet, but seen the demo on play. does look a good game

i told you homo, table tennis rocks

not played it online yet

[InS@nE]

Anybody else downloaded the Dead Rising demo?

been downloading various sections of it. dunno how much more i got i just leave it donwloading when i aint using the box kinda thing.

1gb for a demo foooook

got condemned yesterday off the missis, quite good but very dark which kinda does ya head in after a bit

[TomRS1800]

lmfao @ Teabagging

[enve19]

Been playing Dead Rising quite a bit, really like it and im looking forward to the full game

[InS@nE]

it's a funny game the way you just beat the s**t out of anything with anything

[andymac]

Condemned scared the poo out of me

[InS@nE]

Condemned scared the poo out of me

on about level 4 i think sumin like that.. love the game but gettin a bit on my funlumps now as all teh levels seem to look the same just different routes. and wish for once there was a level you could actually see on lol


good game thou

[andymac]

Try it in the dark, with the sound turned up, on a fookoff hooge lcd.... (a change of underpants woudl be handy if you do try it)

[Percy!]

I did that on the demo, nice LCD TV and dolby digital turned up...

Was enougth to make me not buy the game

[enve19]

Know what you mean, i proper bricked it the other day playing it!!!

You get really into it and then when you least expect it, something jumps out and lumps you.

[ianFRST]

texas hold em poker, free on xbox arcade till 8 am friday morning

[andymac]

mmmm 360's here.

Going to go shopping for some games tomorrow, only really want GRAW and Chrome Hounds at the moment though.

[ianFRST]

mmmm 360's here.

Going to go shopping for some games tomorrow, only really want GRAW and Chrome Hounds at the moment though.

and call of duty 2 you big gay poof

then i can whoop ya on live

[Percy!]

call of duty isn't that good I always get kicked from games as I am not paying for the maps.

Don't forget a PGR3. should be able to pick one up cheap enough now.

[ianFRST]

because your s**t COD2 rocks its the most played game on live

[Percy!]

I remember kicking you arse and at serval points laughing very hard as I kept getting head shots on you...

You will find the most played game on live is Halo 2.

Saying that anybody up for some fun on halo 2, not played it in a while.

[andymac]

Saying that anybody up for some fun on halo 2, not played it in a while.

Will be on halo over the weekend I hope, just have to wait and see.

You can keep COD as far as I'm concerned Already have PGR3 though

[ianFRST]

I remember kicking you arse and at serval points laughing very hard as I kept getting head shots on you...

i also remember that being one game, and in the 1st week of owning an xbox, so

[andymac]

Yay for trade ins, picked up ChromeHounds and (since it was the only other game on there I even remotely was interested) COD2. Need to go pick up a copy of GRAW as though.

[Percy!]

I remember kicking you arse and at serval points laughing very hard as I kept getting head shots on you...

i also remember that being one game, and in the 1st week of owning an xbox, so

I remember 2 games, one a murdered everybody and the other I wasn't first but I still beat you.

Can a add that was my second time online with that game, I don't play it online really. Don't rate it much online but the single player is worth the play.

Its all good fun

Out of interest who is getting dead rising next week?

[ianFRST]

look at you making excuses you homo

dead rising is suppose to be really crap, my mates got a copy yesterday, he has done 3 levels, and all he had to do was kill zombies and take pictures he reckons

i bought saints row yesterday, now THATS a game you dont want to play online the game itself is ok tho

[Percy!]

look at you making excuses you homo

all he had to do was kill zombies and take pictures he reckons

I think he just summed up the game, its the fun in killing the zombies what makes it.

On the same idea on PGR3 you just drive cars and COD2 you just shoot ze germans

[PaulC]

I am on Live, but hardly use it... last time was last year! But I would like to show off with my name of PaulC

[ianFRST]

woohoo, i know you wanted cod reaaaaaaaally

we need to set up an FT match

[ianFRST]

so whos bought Dead Rising today then

i know me and percy have