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police really dont have any thing better 2 do

Postby fiesta boy on Thu May 02, 2002 10:14 pm

ive just been pulle for guees what ? raised supencion and 2 wide wheels
:lol: now apparantly fiestas should not have 185 60 13 OR STANDRED SUPENCION APPARANY MY FIESTA IS RAISED 4'' and this aint a fudgekin joke pulled me over for get the sun strip is massive i have clear rears and no reflectors for get the fast as f**k on the regestration noo i got pulled for the standred bits then got told they aint how fudgekin sad r the coppers 2 day even made me walk 2 road and stand there looking for cars with raised supencion and wide wheels :(
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Postby AdrianFRST on Thu May 02, 2002 10:18 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

It couldn't happen to anyone else!! ;) :D
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Postby chumkila on Thu May 02, 2002 10:23 pm

fiesta boy, fiesta boy, fiesta boy!! :rolleyes:

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Postby fiestakingfisher on Thu May 02, 2002 11:47 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby andymac on Fri May 03, 2002 1:29 am

'ere Mark m8.

You want to try that again in English for the rest of us :D
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Postby custom boy on Fri May 03, 2002 3:49 am

naughty boy has mr policeman seen u being naughty shame on u yong man!!!! loll
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Postby ArronXR2i on Fri May 03, 2002 12:50 pm

yeah Here here Andymac


Mark - you need to read what you have just type, my brain is hurting trying to decifer it!

"noo i got pulled for the standred bits then got told they aint how fudge sad r the coppers 2 day even made me walk 2 road and stand there looking for cars with raised supencion and wide wheels "

WTF! :lol: :rolleyes: :-?
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Postby Innocence22 on Fri May 03, 2002 1:06 pm

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Re: police really dont have any thing better 2 do

Postby AdrianFRST on Fri May 03, 2002 1:17 pm

fiesta boy wrote:ive just been pulle for guees what ? raised supencion and 2 wide wheels
:lol: now apparantly fiestas should not have 185 60 13 OR STANDRED SUPENCION APPARANY MY FIESTA IS RAISED 4'' and this aint a fudge joke pulled me over for get the sun strip is massive i have clear rears and no reflectors for get the fast as fudge on the regestration noo i got pulled for the standred bits then got told they aint how fudge sad r the coppers 2 day even made me walk 2 road and stand there looking for cars with raised supencion and wide wheels :(


And here is a translation for the more well spoken amongst us:

"I have just been reprimanded by an officer of the law. I challenge you to make an educated guess as to what for? "Raised" suspension, quote unquote, and in addition wheels too wide for the intended purpose of the vehicle. According to the officer in question, Fiestas should not have 185/60 13 inch tyres or standard suspension. APPARENTLY MY FIESTA IS RAISED 4 INCHES!!! This is no joke, I assure you. My sunstrip is excessively large, obscuring almost all my field of vision, I have clear rear clusters without the legally required red reflectors, not to mention the rather inaccurate "fast as f*ck" 'slogan' on the registration plates. I can't even begin to describe the embarrassment I felt at being "pulled" for standard bits! I was ordered to stand at the side of the highway and partake in some form of merriment at my expense by looking out for cars with "raised" suspension and "wide" wheels.
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Postby Choosey on Fri May 03, 2002 1:23 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: nice one ade!
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Postby Tom SX on Fri May 03, 2002 1:26 pm

And here is a translation for the more well spoken amongst us:

"I have just been reprimanded by an officer of the law. I challange you to make an educated guess as to what for? "Raised" suspension, quote unquote, and in addition wheels too wide for the intended purpose of the vehicle. According to the officer in question, Fiestas should not have 185/60 13 inch tyres or standard suspension. APPARANTLY MY FIESTA IS RAISED 4 INCHES


erm . . . . :rolleyes:

busted :lol: :P
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Postby Tom SX on Fri May 03, 2002 1:29 pm

oh and challenge (soz i had 2) :x
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Postby DuncanFRST on Fri May 03, 2002 1:38 pm

pimsle @ Ade. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one mate! :lol:

:D

PS. Might want to check the spelling of "Excessively" too!
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Postby AdrianFRST on Fri May 03, 2002 1:39 pm

Cheers. Edited and corrected.
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Postby Ian C70T5 on Fri May 03, 2002 1:42 pm

SUPERB ADE...


Well funny

ROFLMAO


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Postby Sphinx on Fri May 03, 2002 1:49 pm

:lol: i was wondering wen sum 1 was gonna say summin :lol:
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Postby ~nomad~ on Fri May 03, 2002 2:32 pm

LMOA @ Ade :D
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Postby 1600power on Fri May 03, 2002 4:48 pm

haha, the gays (pigs) pulled me over because my reversing light doesnt work, and as u guys pointed out to me you dont even legally need one, had 2 go for a producer and everything........fags :x
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Postby Choosey on Fri May 03, 2002 4:54 pm

u had to go to the police station for fags?ciggarettes?
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Postby Sunil_FiestaRS_16V on Fri May 03, 2002 4:54 pm

i aint been pulled in my fezzy yet but when i had a nova SR guarnteed if i saw the c*nts thy'd pull me!
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Postby Phil Si on Fri May 03, 2002 5:32 pm

yeah i got pulled twice for my brake lights not working....
i got cocky and said u dont actually NEED them... didnt go down too well :( i tryed apologising as i got carted off , but they didnt listen :(
only time ive been in a cell before :(
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Postby ArronXR2i on Tue Oct 29, 2002 11:19 pm

... and that is where Phil Si first experienced "being done up the wrongen" :lol:


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Postby Swanick on Wed Oct 30, 2002 11:00 pm

i got pulled to be told i drive a fast car and the roads are wet!
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Postby ba_rave on Wed Oct 30, 2002 11:31 pm

i got pulled to be told i drive a fast car and the roads are wet!
:lol: :lol: They really should grow up, f**k sake.
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Postby csw0001 on Thu Oct 31, 2002 8:43 pm

bloody hell I'm surprised I ain't been pulled if thats how bloody strict they r now. :P
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Postby fiesta boy on Sat Nov 23, 2002 4:56 pm

offs wondred how long it would take for this 2 come up :lol:
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Re: police really dont have any thing better 2 do

Postby Gav on Sun Jan 05, 2003 5:04 pm

fiesta boy wrote:...the coppers 2 day even made me walk 2 road and stand there looking for cars with raised supencion and wide wheels


:lol: :lol: Genius, genius I tell you! :lol:
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Postby Brad on Mon Feb 10, 2003 1:53 am

I got pulled once at 4am on the way home from work, for swerving, tailing and speeding.

Got let off with a producer, and no breath test (wasnt drunk, just thought it was standard for the above faults)
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Postby 5tur4t on Thu Mar 27, 2003 3:06 am

everytime i get pulled it's the same excuse every time... "reason why we pulled you stuart(after looking at my drivers license) is that alot of these cars get stolen in this area"

useless c**ts they are really, proof... i was followed by a "special" cop, in an unmarked car doing 65mph in a 30 zone... he followed me till i stoped outside my house and got out, i nearly s**t myself when i saw him in his uniform cuz i knew he was behind me... he told me it was 3 points on my license, a £60 fine for speeding and a £30 fine for not wearing my seatbelt (first time i'd not warn it too)... anyway... HE LET ME OFF!

Got clocked doin 46 in a 30 in cosham outside maccy d's, those of you in portsmouth will know they always set up a speed trap down there... he also reminded me of the 3 points on my license and a £60 fine, i had 4 people in the car at the time too... and i jumped the red light on the crossing as he clocked me..... HE LET ME OFF!

my license remains clean :D

im pretty sure i should have got a ban for that first offence... doubling the speed limit?
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Postby elm_us on Sun Mar 30, 2003 3:36 pm

ROFLMFAO @ Ade

"wheres fiesta boy gone"

"jail"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby InS@nE on Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:40 am

i got pulled and got a vehicle defect form and was made to take an mot again for a rusty ill maintined exhaust, i had a stainless mongoose on it at the time, i went to court 3 times over this, was quite amusing in the end :lol: :lol:
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Postby buff on Mon Jun 16, 2003 3:48 pm

spork wrong topic :oops:
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Postby danfezSi on Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:28 am

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Postby scudd81 on Sat Jul 19, 2003 2:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ee r chill out :Q
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Postby M440 on Mon Aug 25, 2003 12:25 pm

:lol: when i passed my test we were going shopping in mums car and she was driving and telling me she'd never been pulled by the police and how she doesnt expect it to happen to me blah blah blah, any way she says "i wouldn't know if a police man wanted me to pull over anyway, i probably wouldnt realise" and as those words came out of her mouth a police car pulled her over [ERRR] her reverse light was stuck on, so young he must hva ejust been out of pampers and told mum he'd let her off but if one of his collegues saw her up the road it would be a fine and 3 points on her licence. we just disconnected the light from the back and carried on
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