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by **AdrianFRST** on Sun Nov 11, 2001 11:22 am

AdrianFRST says:
anyone from yorkshire in the audience this evening?
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
no
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
AdrianFRST says:
do we have anyone? yes, you sir?
AdrianFRST says:
what's your name? Phil?
AdrianFRST says:
come up on stage Phil!
AdrianFRST says:
round of applause for Phil, everybody!!
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
lol
AdrianFRST says:
now Phil, have you ever been on a knife throwing board before?
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
<<<<waves
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
yes i have
AdrianFRST says:
you have? good good
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
why else do u think i have 1 bollock
AdrianFRST says:
have you ever been on one naked before?
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
as above ^^
AdrianFRST says:
ahh, I see, well my lovely assistant Martha will show you to the board
AdrianFRST says:
in the meantime, let me introduce the knife thrower for tonight...
AdrianFRST says:
'Blind' Mick Wilson!
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
oi, he has a white stick!!!
AdrianFRST says:
he's a bit jittery but I'm sure that's just nerves
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:

The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
<<<<<<<<<< grabs remaining bollok
AdrianFRST says:
now, you'll have to bear with us, cos Mick's never done this before
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
well first time for everything aiii
AdrianFRST says:
he's not to hot on hand-eye co-ordination
AdrianFRST says:
well, in fact he's quite accurate at throwing
AdrianFRST says:
you see the knife marks dead centre in the board?
AdrianFRST says:
he managed to get all the knifes spot on in the middle
AdrianFRST says:
which unfortunately is where your bollow are
AdrianFRST says:
not to worry, it's fairly unlikely that he can do that again
AdrianFRST says:
If I can just ask you to sign this form please Phil
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
lol
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
<<<<<<signs
AdrianFRST says:
it basically waivers any legal responsibility from us should any injury take place to yourself as a result of this performance, maiming, serious blood loss etc, you know, the usual stuff
AdrianFRST says:
do you have a donor car?
AdrianFRST says:
card even
AdrianFRST says:
no reason, just wondering that's all
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
nope...well somewhere
AdrianFRST says:
never mind, I'm sure we won't be needing it *winks knowingly at audience*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
lol
AdrianFRST says:
Mick's just having a swift G&T before we get started
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
have yuo been smoking dodgy substances
AdrianFRST says:
in the meantime, Martha, if you'd like to strap Phil to the wheel
AdrianFRST says:
do you have life insurance Phil?
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
i dont think so
AdrianFRST says:
oh well, never mind
AdrianFRST says:
ok, Phil's in place on the roating board now
AdrianFRST says:
round of applause for 'Blind' Mick Wilson, everyone!!!
AdrianFRST says:
(phil you can't clap, your hands are holding onto the board)
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
lol
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick staggers onto the stage, trips over the mic cable and falls over*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
haha
AdrianFRST says:
here we go! Maestro - drum roll please!!
AdrianFRST says:
*drum roll*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
<<<<<< uh oh
AdrianFRST says:
Let's make this more interesting, Can we speed the board up please?
AdrianFRST says:
*board spins faster*
AdrianFRST says:
how are you feeling Phil? Nervous at all?
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
abit dizzy
AdrianFRST says:
good good
AdrianFRST says:
ok, Mick's ready
AdrianFRST says:
he's taking the first knife
AdrianFRST says:
*drums roll*
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick throws first knife missing Phil's arm by inches*
AdrianFRST says:
Oooh! Close!!
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
ooooooooooh'
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick throws second knife, straight through Phil's hair, pinning it to the board*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
ouch
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
u git that was close
AdrianFRST says:
It's getting exciting now ladies and gentlemen!
AdrianFRST says:
Mick, we're running out of time, do we have any other impliments we can try quickly?
AdrianFRST says:
"Yes, we have flaming Japanese Ninja stars dipped in poison"
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
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AdrianFRST says:
Phil's looking a little worried now, the first star please Mick!
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick steps up and aims*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
ooh errrr
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick throws and misses the board totally, impaling a nearby stage hand who collapses*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
hehe
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
oh dear oh dear
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick runs off stage and the audience look agahst*
AdrianFRST says:
<<<< runs away
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
lol
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
erm
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
anyone gonna untie me now??
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
i need a slash

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