Phil Si naked, tied to a rotating board! (no photos sadly)

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Phil Si naked, tied to a rotating board! (no photos sadly)

Postby AdrianFRST on Sun Nov 11, 2001 11:22 am

AdrianFRST says:
anyone from yorkshire in the audience this evening?
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
no
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
AdrianFRST says:
do we have anyone? yes, you sir?
AdrianFRST says:
what's your name? Phil?
AdrianFRST says:
come up on stage Phil!
AdrianFRST says:
round of applause for Phil, everybody!!
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
lol
AdrianFRST says:
now Phil, have you ever been on a knife throwing board before?
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
<<<<waves
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
yes i have
AdrianFRST says:
you have? good good
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
why else do u think i have 1 bollock
AdrianFRST says:
have you ever been on one naked before?
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
as above ^^
AdrianFRST says:
ahh, I see, well my lovely assistant Martha will show you to the board
AdrianFRST says:
in the meantime, let me introduce the knife thrower for tonight...
AdrianFRST says:
'Blind' Mick Wilson!
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
oi, he has a white stick!!!
AdrianFRST says:
he's a bit jittery but I'm sure that's just nerves
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:

The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
<<<<<<<<<< grabs remaining bollok
AdrianFRST says:
now, you'll have to bear with us, cos Mick's never done this before
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
well first time for everything aiii
AdrianFRST says:
he's not to hot on hand-eye co-ordination
AdrianFRST says:
well, in fact he's quite accurate at throwing
AdrianFRST says:
you see the knife marks dead centre in the board?
AdrianFRST says:
he managed to get all the knifes spot on in the middle
AdrianFRST says:
which unfortunately is where your bollow are
AdrianFRST says:
not to worry, it's fairly unlikely that he can do that again
AdrianFRST says:
If I can just ask you to sign this form please Phil
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
lol
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
<<<<<<signs
AdrianFRST says:
it basically waivers any legal responsibility from us should any injury take place to yourself as a result of this performance, maiming, serious blood loss etc, you know, the usual stuff
AdrianFRST says:
do you have a donor car?
AdrianFRST says:
card even
AdrianFRST says:
no reason, just wondering that's all
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
nope...well somewhere
AdrianFRST says:
never mind, I'm sure we won't be needing it *winks knowingly at audience*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
lol
AdrianFRST says:
Mick's just having a swift G&T before we get started
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
have yuo been smoking dodgy substances
AdrianFRST says:
in the meantime, Martha, if you'd like to strap Phil to the wheel
AdrianFRST says:
do you have life insurance Phil?
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
i dont think so
AdrianFRST says:
oh well, never mind
AdrianFRST says:
ok, Phil's in place on the roating board now
AdrianFRST says:
round of applause for 'Blind' Mick Wilson, everyone!!!
AdrianFRST says:
(phil you can't clap, your hands are holding onto the board)
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
lol
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick staggers onto the stage, trips over the mic cable and falls over*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
haha
AdrianFRST says:
here we go! Maestro - drum roll please!!
AdrianFRST says:
*drum roll*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
<<<<<< uh oh
AdrianFRST says:
Let's make this more interesting, Can we speed the board up please?
AdrianFRST says:
*board spins faster*
AdrianFRST says:
how are you feeling Phil? Nervous at all?
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
abit dizzy
AdrianFRST says:
good good
AdrianFRST says:
ok, Mick's ready
AdrianFRST says:
he's taking the first knife
AdrianFRST says:
*drums roll*
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick throws first knife missing Phil's arm by inches*
AdrianFRST says:
Oooh! Close!!
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
ooooooooooh'
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick throws second knife, straight through Phil's hair, pinning it to the board*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
ouch
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
u git that was close
AdrianFRST says:
It's getting exciting now ladies and gentlemen!
AdrianFRST says:
Mick, we're running out of time, do we have any other impliments we can try quickly?
AdrianFRST says:
"Yes, we have flaming Japanese Ninja stars dipped in poison"
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
]
AdrianFRST says:
Phil's looking a little worried now, the first star please Mick!
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick steps up and aims*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
ooh errrr
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick throws and misses the board totally, impaling a nearby stage hand who collapses*
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
hehe
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
oh dear oh dear
AdrianFRST says:
*Mick runs off stage and the audience look agahst*
AdrianFRST says:
<<<< runs away
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
lol
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
erm
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
anyone gonna untie me now??
The man with THE shelf and t10" says:
i need a slash

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Postby Phil Si on Sun Nov 11, 2001 11:24 am

indeed its true :eek:
so IS anyone gonna un-tie me???? or wot :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Choosey on Sun Nov 11, 2001 11:26 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
u two have toooooooooo much time on your hands! :rolleyes:
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Postby dr_blackman on Sun Nov 11, 2001 11:41 am

lol

He might have to much time on his hands but his fuc#ing funny :lol:
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Postby elm_us on Sun Nov 11, 2001 7:12 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Sun Nov 11, 2001 7:24 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Postby fiesta boy on Sun Nov 11, 2001 8:02 pm

never send a boy 2 do a mans job now wheres them roller blades this ull b intreasting :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby ArronXR2i on Sun Nov 11, 2001 8:12 pm

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Postby Tom SX on Mon Nov 12, 2001 10:13 am

lol i gotta chat with you online Ade m8, hahaha :grin:
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Postby AdrianFRST on Tue Feb 12, 2002 5:24 pm

Oooh! look what I found! :wink:
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Postby Phil Si on Tue Feb 12, 2002 5:29 pm

**shocker** :wink: :eek: :lol:
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Postby andymac on Tue Feb 12, 2002 11:12 pm

Oh you horrible sod ade ! How could you ?!
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Postby Tom SX on Tue Feb 12, 2002 11:24 pm

lol :eek:
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Postby AdrianFRST on Tue Feb 12, 2002 11:29 pm

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Postby Phil Si on Tue Feb 12, 2002 11:38 pm

**cough** Image


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Postby elm_us on Tue Feb 12, 2002 11:48 pm

ades been on th@T pill you talk about phil :lol: :lol:
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Postby Phil Si on Tue Feb 12, 2002 11:49 pm

LMFAO!!!!! yeah he's my best customer... pauls window will tell u that :eek: :lol:
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Postby Excursion on Tue Feb 12, 2002 11:58 pm

lmfao!!
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Postby ArronXR2i on Wed Feb 13, 2002 7:59 pm

:bonkers:
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Postby FlashXR2i on Thu Feb 14, 2002 11:48 am

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Postby Phil Si on Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:52 pm

:o look what I found :D
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Postby fiestakingfisher on Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:58 pm

OMG! Not this again!!!!!! :lol:
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Postby chumkila on Mon Jun 24, 2002 5:58 pm

:lol: :lol: u nawty boys u!!
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Postby elm_us on Mon Jun 24, 2002 10:02 pm

:lol: this is years old lol
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Postby Tom SX on Tue Oct 29, 2002 12:30 am

lol at the new classic topics forum, how can we select new classics such as this for porting? :-? :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Tue Oct 29, 2002 3:30 am

llama :lol:

Just noticed this new section :wink:
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Postby ArronXR2i on Tue Oct 29, 2002 11:26 pm

thats a cracking picture Phils got of you Ade :lol:
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Postby JamieFRST on Wed Oct 30, 2002 3:25 pm

I don't think many ppl have noticed this new section yet :rolleyes:
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Postby ArronXR2i on Wed Oct 30, 2002 11:19 pm

but its just soooooo hard to drag yourself away from the main forum :lol:
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