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[~nomad~]

Bugger, I Shouldn't Have Broken That One

A bi-monthly hour-long special in which Dave Yanetski purchases a thoroughly great example of a Ford Fiesta, becomes bored with it before he's even arrived home. Will he break this one or won't he? Join Dave on a journey of joyful indecision as he comes to the inevitable conclusion that he is going to break the car, and then feel his pain as he sells off half the parts only to realise that he actually should have kept it after all. Great family entertainment.

c**t.

[Capri]

It's a rollercoaster ride mate.

[Ollie]

Room For One More?

Series in which Paul S1 investigates just how many cars you really can fit in to a back garden. This week's show includes a guide on how to get them into places you'd never thought possible and an update on the ongoing project of camouflaging the more visible ones with ivy and moss. Paul also attempts to answer the age old question - If left long enough, will cars eventually compost?

[ianFRST]

18 months ago, holy crap

where does the time go

[MotorcyclesFish]

Ctrl-v
Drama. Alex Robbins plays a struggling journalist who shoots to fame after discovering an ancient writers' artifact. As his dream of fame turns into an nightmare, the secret of the Ultimate Wiki is in danger of being revealed.
Journo McHack...................Alex Robbins
Rupert Murdoch........................Himself
Peter Mandelson................Ollie Andrews

Xmas DriveDump
Festive edition of the popular gameshow in which contestants attempt to leave increasingly obvious junk on the driveways of strangers. This week a couple from North London attempt to secrete four family saloons around the local area, whilst a pair of quantity surveyors from Cheam try to successfully conceal a collection of pikey caravans. Hosted by Grant Rafter.

Polski Sklep!
Family sitcom centring around a bumbling community shopowner, set in London's East End. This week, Dzavyz accidentally sells a local gangster an out-of-date turnip for his mother's birthday cake, with hilarious consequences. Guest starring Alex Robbins of Ctrl-v fame.
Dzavyz Janezscwki....................Himself
Yobtvo Yumaht..................Alex Robbins

[JamieFRST]

Good bump, don't remember seeing this before.

Just shows how many people have left over the years as well.

[filtra]

Plebshock Social Nadshow
Occasional series in which Fil Feersum_Enjin consumes vast amounts of alcohol and ritually exposes himself in a heavily populated social situation. This week, Fil relaxes with six bottles of a FairTrade Chablis before presenting a breathtaking show for passersby in the Galleria shopping centre.

pimsle, what was this in reference to?

[~nomad~]

Ctrl-v
Drama. Alex Robbins plays a struggling journalist who shoots to fame after discovering an ancient writers' artifact. As his dream of fame turns into an nightmare, the secret of the Ultimate Wiki is in danger of being revealed.
Journo McHack...................Alex Robbins
Rupert Murdoch........................Himself
Peter Mandelson................Ollie Andrews

Xmas DriveDump
Festive edition of the popular gameshow in which contestants attempt to leave increasingly obvious junk on the driveways of strangers. This week a couple from North London attempt to secrete four family saloons around the local area, whilst a pair of quantity surveyors from Cheam try to successfully conceal a collection of pikey caravans. Hosted by Grant Rafter.

Polski Sklep!
Family sitcom centring around a bumbling community shopowner, set in London's East End. This week, Dzavyz accidentally sells a local gangster an out-of-date turnip for his mother's birthday cake, with hilarious consequences. Guest starring Alex Robbins of Ctrl-v fame.
Dzavyz Janezscwki....................Himself
Yobtvo Yumaht..................Alex Robbins

[MotorcyclesFish]

Plebshock Social Nadshow
Occasional series in which Fil Feersum_Enjin consumes vast amounts of alcohol and ritually exposes himself in a heavily populated social situation. This week, Fil relaxes with six bottles of a FairTrade Chablis before presenting a breathtaking show for passersby in the Galleria shopping centre.

pimsle, what was this in reference to?

Wtf are you doing online? Are you in a tin shack by the beach with someone pedalling a dynamo to keep the WiFi going?

PS remember the night at Oceas in Kingston? THAT was what that was referring to.

[Capri]

ROFL. I love this thread. Kudos on a good bump there.

[Smo]

Smo Motion
Travelogue in which Smo journeys around the UK by car, switching to bicycle for the last 100yds for the camera, looking at various examples of classic vehicles. This week, Smo gives the impression of cycling around the Midlands and visits a trio of classic Vauxhalls near a once-great industrial town.

Crazy, I don't remember that! Must have something to do with my trip to the Lake District back in 2006 where me and mate drove about 400 miles for a biking holiday to only cycle about 10 miles the whole time we were there

[Capri]

Strictly Come Rafting
Reality-knockout-phone-in-and-vote-and-sell-your-soul-to-the-spawn-of-Cowell game show in which celebrity couples attempt to take on a variety of white-water rapids using only an upturned Grant Rafter. This week, the eight remaining couples move on to Class II rapids, and one of the Grant Rafters springs a leak.

The YaNetski Code
Film. A curator is murdered in Paris's revered Louvre museum. When mysterious symbols are found etched into the body, French police chief Fuzzie Bashe (Andrew Macrobie) calls upon the expertise of Professor Hairford Hairdon (Brian Powers) to help solve the crime. But the discovery that the curator was involved with an ancient religious sect, the Priory of Citroen, traps Hairdon in an ever-deepening tangle of intrigue and deceit, leading to a monk, Silage (Paul Roberts), sent by the religious sect of Opel Rekord, and the ultimate rewriting of history...
Professor Hairford Hairdon...........Brian Powers
Agent Sophie Never-Never............Ollie Andrews
Fuzzie Bashe............Andrew Macrobie
Silage...............Paul Roberts

Playbus
Childrens' entertainment hosted by Mark Stewart. Today, the kids from Sponduly take a wonderful trip to the land of acid, where they learn several new colours and the value of their own hands.

F*** You, I'm Northern
Five-minute filler in which popular film actor Andrew Macrobie complains about southerners being poofters. This week, Andrew mocks some people from Swindon for their inability to deal with the cold temperatures he regularly experiences in his home town of Sheffield.

[~S1~]

Excellent Bumpage!

[andymac]

F*** You, I'm Northern

F*** you, you'll see...

[heeman10]

Will It Rhyme?

Each week, an Essex inhabitant is followed through his daily encounters, demonstrating that direct references to proper nouns are neither necessary nor unavoidable. This week's guest presenter is Pole "Strawberry Yoghurts" Roberts, an IT technician who hasn't said the word "stairs" since 1976. He teaches us how he rides his "Dick Van Dyke" to "Captain Kirk" every day so he can earn enough "bread and honey" to fund his love of "Andrew Marrs", which litter his own land, his neighbours' driveways and those of various residents of the surrounding counties. Shown in aspect ratios of 4:3, Panorama and Wideboy.

[~S1~]

Nice one Jimbo!!! Top bombing.

[Kittie]

Threads like these remind me how I used to waste so much of work's time on here

[Capri]

Candied.

[Phil Si]

Candied.

So bad.. search my name on google and get a result about a flippin goat

[heeman10]

:lol: Threads like these remind me how I used to waste so much of work's time on here :D

Ditto! :lol:

[andymac]

Candied.

So bad.. search my name on google and get a result about a flippin goat

Quoted for truth

[Capri]

Candied.

So bad.. search my name on google and get a result about a flippin goat

I just did this out of curiosity (i.e. put 'Phil Candy' into Google) and the second result was entitled simply 'Laudable but misguided'.

[andymac]

If you put "phil candy" (with quotes) that link is #1

Just thought I'd mention that...

[Phil Si]

You clunge monkeys you...

At least it's not the same middle initial, that would fudge me off!

[MotorcyclesFish]

Clique Shore
Docusoap. This week, one of the clique is locked in his own boot. Meanwhile, tempers flare over a missing bath plug.
Kyle Broflovski...................Dave Netsmith
Paul Roberts........................Louie Spence
Houdini McFish.....................Grant Rafter

The Fallen
Heart-rending documentary about those that have fallen by the wayside. This week, a profile of Vix concludes with speculation on her current whereabouts. Meanwhile, a vigil is held in Somerset for James "Heeman" Forsyth, last seen attempting to convert a Honda motorcycle to run a turbodiesel engine.

The Hairy tugger' Cookbook
New series in which mobile-haired jobless-scum duo Paul and Dave tour Europe sampling their own unique slice of culinary culture. Spain. Paul and Dave tour the Costa del Sarnie in search of the ultimate continental-style fry-up and visit a small village to cook a pasta lunch for the village children. Watch out for the scene where Dave and a local fall out over the correct use of a carp.

[~nomad~]

superb.

[heeman10]

I am still alive :) My CBR600 is returning over 40mpg, imagine what it could do with TDI power! Go into meltdown and get replaced by a turbocharged petrol engine, if past form is anything to go by! Mmmmmm turbobike...

[SLEEMAN]

hmmm maybe this guy isn't a ft'er but:

JONY, An Idiot Abroad

In this episode jony travels to some foriegn country where the placebo tablet is sold in vast quantities and discovers that everything is better and makes him believe that his car can has a million horsepower and can thrash any supercar in sight. stay tuned for more!

[andymac]

Mmmmmm turbobike...

uh-oh.

Phil, you're still at the top

Laudable but misguided - Association for Learning Technology
http://www.alt.ac.uk/sites/default/file ... 060907.ppt

Awesome.

[Nikki_S]

Muddy bloody bikes:

A series following two young at heart cycle enthusiasts and their injurys, not for the faint hearted!

(3/10 Is it broke) This episode see's Dave Yanetski takes a rather nasty tumble, whilst Paul Roberts gets lost in the bushes. Is Dave's wrist broken? Will Paul ever find his way home? Tune in to find out 9pm Tuesday Ch4.


Om Nom Nom:

A brand new series starring Grant Rafter and his favourite foods.

(1/5 Strawberry puffs) Grant takes us on a journey to his local supermarket where he proceeds to purchase 7 pallets of strawberry sugar puffs incase they discontinue them. Also how to order in Lucky Charms from abroad.

[Michael!]

[quote="SLEEMAN"]hmmm maybe this guy isn't a ft'er but:

JONY, An Idiot Abroad

In this episode jony travels to some foriegn country where the placebo tablet is sold in vast quantities and discovers that everything is better and makes him believe that his car can has a million horsepower and can thrash any supercar in sight. stay tuned for more![/quote]


im with this, get jony back

[jonyb4]

nice, someone needs to show me where exsactly i say my car has a million horsepower and beats supercars... i sure as hell dont remember it

[~nomad~]

Nearly a year late replying to that Jony, this entire sub-forum is full of piss ripping though, so mah.

"mobile-haired jobless-scum duo Paul and Dave" Amuses me everytime

[~S1~]

I think that post relates to an old user on Fsi, also called Johnny who was a bit of a dick. Nothing to do with you.