If you could give an FT'er a tv show...

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If you could give an FT'er a tv show...

Postby MotorcyclesFish on Fri May 26, 2006 9:08 pm

Scort's Half-Hour Engineering
Series in which Steve creates engineering marvels on a short schedule. 1/6 Earthworks. Steve digs a new canal from the coast to Reading to relieve the shipping on the Thames. Next week: Steve builds a 1:1 replica of the Firth of Forth bridge in his garden.

Rawli And Max Present BUFTY!
Occasional series in which the obsessive duo tidy everyday scenes. This week, the Whitgift centre in Croydon is treated to a whirlwind spring clean. Highlights include the clingfilming of the entire roof.



:D someone come up with one for heeman...
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Postby Max M4X WW on Fri May 26, 2006 9:11 pm

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Re: If you could give an FT'er a tv show...

Postby Growler on Fri May 26, 2006 10:33 pm

MotorcyclesFish wrote: someone come up with one for heeman...


It's got to be

Heeman and teh Masters Of the Universe

He travels round with his friends righting wrongs

Instead of a Battle Cat he has his trusty Fiesta

Not sure who his companions would be tho
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Re: If you could give an FT'er a tv show...

Postby Pez on Fri May 26, 2006 11:18 pm

Growler wrote:Not sure who his companions would be tho


Classy and Briggsy :wink:
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Postby Mick GR on Fri May 26, 2006 11:40 pm

I remember Ade doing something like this back in the day, something along the lines of ft.com school reports, funny as f**k.

Keep it going mate, see how this bad boy turns out. :wink:

Alas, I'm not fully re-integrated enough with the new folks around here to contribute, I shall sit back and enjoy.
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Postby TomRS1800 on Sat May 27, 2006 1:57 am

Scotty and Ry - Arse Bandits alert :lol:
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Postby heeman10 on Sat May 27, 2006 2:50 am

Excursion's Quattro and Cointreau Diary

This month's installation sees Mark applying a four wheel drive system to a Reliant Robin whilst supping on some of the finer liquers available from Hungary's shoreline off license stores. Make sure you catch the moment where he uses a shot of Creme de Menthe to kick start the three cylinder powerhouse into life - it's a humdinger!
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Postby MotorcyclesFish on Sat May 27, 2006 9:20 am

James mate that made me lol. :D

Used Car Roadshow
Alex Capri presents the daily show in which he purchases a car, falls in love with it, falls out of love with it and sells it ready for the next day. Today Alex justifies the purchase of a V12 Jag as an economical runaround. Look out for tomorrow's episode in which Alex purchases a Reliant Robin for the purpose of transporting 12 people to a popular skiing destination.

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(perhaps I should qualify the Sticky Tart comment - of late almost every organisational sticky on the forum has been hers...)
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Postby RS_Rawli on Sat May 27, 2006 9:52 am

I my friend, am no longer a bufty. :D
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Postby Max M4X WW on Sat May 27, 2006 9:55 am

Your car doesnt look much like this though does it :lol:

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Postby RS_Rawli on Sat May 27, 2006 9:58 am

i dont have to use mine enough for it too look like that :lol:
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Postby FezzR on Sat May 27, 2006 11:29 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ grants suggestions :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby XRMike on Sat May 27, 2006 1:04 pm

They are bloody great :lol: :lol:
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Postby MotorcyclesFish on Sat May 27, 2006 2:45 pm

RhinoProject Electrical Shootout
Spinoff series from Scrapheap Challenge in which the two regular team captains Rhinopower and Project attempt to guide their teams towards creating an electrical masterpiece using their vastly differing management styles. 3/8 Magnetic catapaults. Highlights include Ryan threatening to violate a team member for not pulling his weight and Al building his team's entire project hidden behind a heap of wires, whilst a debate rages amongst his teammates over who is making the tea.

A History Of Censorship
Andymac guides viewers on a tour of censorship and editing throughout the ages, with a focus on the hilarious and awkward results that can occur. This week he examines how the Trojan War was started over a technical question being asked during a general discussion convention of the Greek Senate.
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Postby Kittie on Sat May 27, 2006 2:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: top notch grant :D
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Postby XRMike on Sat May 27, 2006 2:50 pm

The big secret

Hammy_fiesta is off on a world tour in a bid to find a 'secret' BRAND NEW mk3 fiesta shell,and then he has the challenge of actually selling it. Highlights include various arguments and excuses throught the search.
He then has to work out a way of selling the shell if he is sucessfull in finding it.
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Postby MotorcyclesFish on Sat May 27, 2006 2:53 pm

Lol mike. :D
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Postby Capri on Sat May 27, 2006 3:05 pm

The Pant Prints Project
With James "Bruce Forsyth" Heeman10. An occasional series in which James travels the world seeking animal-print underwear to add to his collection which, he claims, is used only to provide oily rags for mechanical projects. This week, a trip to Nantes in France sees James become the proud owner of a pair of genuine 1970's zebra-print pantyhose.
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Postby Brother Crash on Sat May 27, 2006 3:05 pm

ROFLMFAO

If any more get added this has to end up in Phil Candy Show :lol: :lol:
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Postby heeman10 on Sat May 27, 2006 3:09 pm

Nob! :lol:
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Postby Capri on Sat May 27, 2006 3:14 pm

I Didn't Mean It Like That, with Grant Rafter
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Postby Capri on Sat May 27, 2006 3:17 pm

Bruce Forsyth's This Is Not A Generation Game Any More
The laughter-filled Saturday night quiz show returns for another series. In the first show, Bruce/James urges contestants to make as much of a fool of themselves as possible by taking part in a chest-waxing competition. Fun, and mayhem, ensues!
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Postby Captain Tightpants on Sat May 27, 2006 6:35 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMFAO!!

Some quality ones there, top post Grant!

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Postby Ollie on Sat May 27, 2006 6:41 pm

Capri wrote:I Didn't Mean It Like That, with Grant Rafter
A weekly programme in which expert pedant Grant Rafter visits popular internet forums in order to post sardonic and dry one-line comments about their users. There's a spot of bother for Grant in this instalment, when he finds out the user he'd been patronising on the Skoda Favorit Owners' Club bulletin board actually lives only two streets away, and is coming round with a large iron bar. Plus, of course, the weekly spot 'I Want To Make Sweet Love To The Creators Of VBulletin'.


roflmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Guy Mk4 on Sat May 27, 2006 7:07 pm

Fiesta County Choppers
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Sparks fly this week as the father/son partnership of AdrianFRST snr. and AdrianFRST jnr continue work on their white FRST. Senior is clearly unhappy with the lack of progress on Junior's car over the last 3 years, and it seem's doubtfull the bumpers will ever be completed on time for FITP 2010, and most of the FT crew decide to quit. Will Junior be able to complete the car in time?

To Style Or Not To Style
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Join him in his daily dilema of what to do with his hair, with hilarious consequences. With news and reviews of upcoming products, this is definatly not one to miss for those that love their hair (rpt).
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Postby heeman10 on Sat May 27, 2006 9:42 pm

Respray Rawli (C4, 2am)
Chris Rawlinson gives tips, to the lesser-equipped viewers, on how to ensure your car looks fresh every day. He has learned over the years that a fresh respray every morning is the only way to achieve this goal. One damp morning, Chris demonstrates the advantages of owning a turbocharged car by connecting the compressor outlet hose to a polythene cocoon, which dries the car while he eats his breakfast inside.
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Postby Kartracer69 on Sun May 28, 2006 12:27 am

OMG you guys are f*cking killing me here!!!!!!!!!! amazing!!!!111tenminuselevenplustwo111!!!!

alex and grant you need literature scholarships or something :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby heeman10 on Sun May 28, 2006 4:25 pm

Crap In The Attic, with andyhardy (Men & Motors, 9pm)
Andy spends each weekend scouring his attic for articles he can sell to fund his numerous habits and hobbies. The first eleven episodes of this series saw him find the same finely-tuned 1.9 CVH engine each week; hopefully the latest installment will find Andy trying to sell something different.
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Postby RS_Rawli on Sun May 28, 2006 7:37 pm

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Postby Badgerboy on Sun May 28, 2006 8:58 pm

:) , You crazy guys!

I do love FT sometimes!
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Postby ~nomad~ on Sun May 28, 2006 9:08 pm

lmfao. Hardy is gonna kill you for that James :lol:
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Postby si 16valver on Sun May 28, 2006 9:11 pm

i couldnt be bothered to read the article and am just posting for the sake of ive already clicked the post :lol:
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Postby andymac on Sun May 28, 2006 9:26 pm

~nomad~ wrote:lmfao. Hardy is gonna kill you for that James :lol:


Nah, he'll just leave out the vaseline next time... :P :lol:
Nothing to see here...
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Postby heeman10 on Sun May 28, 2006 9:37 pm

I wouldn't lend my services to his ass if it was the last hole on earth :lol:
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Postby mike_wall15 on Sun May 28, 2006 9:40 pm

RS_Rawli wrote:I my friend, am no longer a bufty. :D


Fully agree, he uses old RAGS instead of the finest microfibre material when caring for his paintwork!

Certainly styles his fiestas well though :Q
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