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Postby M1K3Y_B on Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:47 am

Its a beauty and its on eBay.....

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... %26fvi%3D1

I don't really know what to think. :rolleyes:

RS now stands for Rude and Sorted according to that car :lol: :lol:
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Postby pitslayer on Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:27 am

WILL BE MISSED BADLY BUT I AM NOW CLEARING MY PERFOMANCE CAR COLLECTION TO MAKE SPACE AS I HAVE 7 CARS.

lol, performance car collection you say, like your bmw 318i?
the 318, its a good car but performance? lol

im not sure what to say about that car. im trying to figure out wether its serious or not.
if its or if its a chive thats just woken up one day and gone what the f**k did i do to that poor escort :lol:
i mean come on read the description
FAST AND FURIOUS STYLE GRAPHICS

GLITTER LOGOS OF FORD, RS (RUDE AND SORTED)

BONNET LOGO 16V CABRIOLET IN SILVER.

REAR BOOT PLATE MOULDED RS CABRIOLET

DASH PLATE IN ETCHED RS LIMITED EDITION 001-----This one is classic :lol:

MORE MESH THAN A CHICKEN HUTCH

BADBOY BONNET

AUTOTINT DESIGN FRONT AND REAR BUMPERS MESHED

SIDE SKIRTS WITH REAR MESHED CALIPER COOLERS

come on would you actually advertise your car as having more mesh than a chicken hut?
poor car.....the body kit is worse than the the cossie kit that was moulded onto a stock 3 door mk4 escort... white car- metallic snot green front and rear cossie bumpers, riveted on that was wider than whole car itself, seemed a waste of a mk4 escort, and a waste of cossie bumpers :(
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Postby Chris 2i on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:06 am

:lol: at that engraved dash plate thing!

I really don't know what goes through people's heads when they are doing this sort of thing to a car...
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Postby ads_t on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:31 am

:oooh: ive just been sick!
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Postby Pastieman on Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:34 pm

this is ford abuse.....

we should report him
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Postby Turboboy67 on Thu Nov 15, 2007 12:53 pm

Saw this on PF the other day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Some people think there cars are so great don't they :bonkers: :bonkers: :bonkers:

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Postby feistasrcrap on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:16 pm

hello sh*theads im the owner of the cabriolet you have chosen to slate i am no chive to start with and being fiesta owners i wouldnt have thought that any of you would have owned a decent car in your life in your little muppet tin heaps, whats the matter could none of you afford the insurance in real rs as being a prior escort rs owner running at 350 bhp if you had ever driven a decent car you would do the world a favor strip your engines from the car and set light to them, oooh look i own an upgraded xr2.
aww what a shame you cant do more than 150 as your car will fold up my heart bleeds for you.
im sure if you thought of it first or could have afforded the bill you would have done the same to your scrappers.
i have allways had insane cars and the only time i decided to have a fiesta was to roll it to see how flat it would get.
i look forward to meeting you all out on the road with my new toy wich allready sits at just under 200 mph and am looking forward to the new owner of the cab donating to the turbo kit.
so when your peeing your pants at santa pod over my times and dreaming of the day you get to own a real car remember the day you slated the car that made it happen.
so lets get real when you own a real car then slate what u like till then grow up you muppets.............
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Postby feistasrcrap on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:20 pm

and just to let the chap know bmw 318i is speed limited to 155 i think thats a little faster as standard as your crap heaps without the turbo so i think that earns the right to be called a performance car.... :bonkers:
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Postby Sphinx on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:28 pm

Hmmmm, I'm not even going to bother commenting on most of the sh!te you just posted but I just have to ask about the BMW 318 figures you've quoted. Now I'm a BMW lover so I'm not going to slate them, but please don't be silly enough to think a 318 will reach 155mph. It may well be 'limited' to that speed but it's not like you'll be bouncing off that limiter on a stretch of runway.
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Postby feistasrcrap on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:29 pm

and i dont think it states rs now stands for rude and sorted i know exactly what it stands for and if you took the time to see the car the rs is in big letters and the rest in small so only the rs stands out. save your pocket money and buy a cossie then maybe il talk rs with you.
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Postby Sphinx on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:34 pm

What is socialism and what is Marxism? We were not quite clear about this in the past. Marxism attaches utmost importance to developing the productive forces. We have said that socialism is the primary stage of communism and that at the advanced stage the principle of from each according to his ability and to each according to his needs will be applied. This calls for highly developed productive forces and an overwhelming abundance of material wealth. Therefore, the fundamental task for the socialist stage is to develop the productive forces.
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Postby feistasrcrap on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:37 pm

well iv sat happy at 155 in it with the annoying little light on the dash saying im not letting you go any faster lol..
and if you love bm's why waste your time with a fiesta.
ps thank you to the person who started the post for looking at the cab and posting the link hopefully this may make someone sell there fiesta and buy the cab go on you know u want it, every cruise i have attended in it it has stolen the show......
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Postby Capri on Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:42 pm

Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahahaha.

Haha.

Hahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahaha.

I'm sorry, I would have written a well-constructed and detailed post in response to this but the above pretty much sums up what I have to say. The day your BMW 318 does 155mph is the day JFK comes back from the dead and invites me over for tea and biscuits.
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Postby andymac on Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:04 am

feistasrcrap wrote:well iv sat happy at 155 in it with the annoying little light on the dash saying im not letting you go any faster lol..


Okay.... a modern 318 chucks out about 130hp. A standard fiesta RS turbo chucks out, ummm about 130hp. Bearing in mind power to weight, which one is more likely to get to 150 mph ? I know from experience that BMW quoted top speeds can be treated as guesstimates rather than verboten but I'm slightly doubtful that a boggo 318 will make 155. Only exception to that is the IS but since that's one of M divisions' babies it would hardly come as a surprise.

feistasrcrap wrote:and if you love bm's why waste your time with a fiesta.


A lolt of forum members (and indeed some moderators) don't own fiestas - they come because of the car then stay for the socialisng and general friendliness. Quality boards tend to keep their members, even when the original reasons for joining have passed. :)

feistasrcrap wrote:ps thank you to the person who started the post for looking at the cab and posting the link hopefully this may make someone sell there fiesta and buy the cab go on you know u want it, every cruise i have attended in it it has stolen the show......


Well it certainly took my breath away, I can see why it's not everyones cup of tea and since I grew out of cruises about five years ago I can't honestly say what the quality of vehicle there is like any more, but I can certainly imagine it would appeal to the demographic that does go to cruises. :)
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Postby fezzaboy on Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:30 am

ive got a question for everyone who knows of a escort rs turbo with a 1.6 turbo cvh engin k&n an chip. does any one think it would make 350bhp???
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Postby Turboboy67 on Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:42 am

200 mph :rolleyes: , I bet you've got a huge penis as well :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby jayrs on Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:55 am

what engine mods you got to get it to 200mph and what have you spent?

318 with that, yeah just let me step aside while all this bull$hit flows from your mouth! bet ya rs was nothing more than a air filter, exhaust and a chip and a big imagination :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby M1K3Y_B on Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:08 am

I think the RS on that car should stand for

Ridiculously
Sh!te


And i am suprised people are even bidding on it.

Are they blind too? :lol:
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Postby happypaul on Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:52 am

:lol:

And no BMW 318's don't do 155mph. Unless yours has something my mates doesnt have... :rolleyes:

And sorry your "cabby" looks tacky, maybe without the bumpers and the bonnet it might look half decent...

But whatever floats your boat, I don't really have much else to waste my breath on :P
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Postby pitslayer on Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:06 am

sorry, much simpler way to answer this.
your car was once good.
you got hold of it, now its fudgekin s**t.
155mph bmw318i, ill take 12 off you
as for owning a proper car, what is this 200mph beast you speak off, saxo VTS? its not a bmw 320 with an M3 badge is it, because those will do 215mph happily, not limited either
put your money where your mouth is, pics of your 200mph car, meet us on the strip, see how big you are then.
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Postby jayrs on Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:18 am

i know its a wind up to get a rise out of people on here, i also know your full of $hit.

just so you know, this is the, or 1 of, the fastest fiestas, you think your rs or bmw would touch it, yeah right,
for eveyone in the know, the link is to sunnies 178mph run
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdi1wgMADo8
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Postby pitslayer on Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:23 am

yeh, seen that video several times, cant be as fast as this guys bmw318, when hes put a peco exhaust and a k&n filter on :) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Tweek on Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:15 am

LMFAO, Have to say that was an entertaining read of the nutsack that lad just said. I'm trying to find the fake burberry cap lying on the seat somewhere in the pics :lol: It used to be a good car, now it's just an ugly mess. Please for the love of god crush it or sell it to someone with a match. :lol:
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Postby purple_fiesta on Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:22 am

Must be worth abit being a limited edition?
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Postby Gmc on Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:45 pm

some people should be taken outside and shot. :lol:
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Postby andymac on Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:59 pm

fezzaboy wrote:ive got a question for everyone who knows of a escort rs turbo with a 1.6 turbo cvh engin k&n an chip. does any one think it would make 350bhp???


Wrong forum mate, try "Tuning" or "Excessive Sarcasm" :wink:

turboboy67 wrote:200 mph :rolleyes: , I bet you're a huge penis as well :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:rolleyes: :P :lol:

Gmc wrote:some people should be taken outside and shot. :lol:


Waste of good ammunition that.
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Postby black2 on Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:10 pm

One word springs to mind - "Sh!t"

That is all.

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Postby black2 on Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:15 pm

feistasrcrap wrote:hello sh*theads im the owner of the cabriolet you have chosen to slate i am no chive to start with and being fiesta owners i wouldnt have thought that any of you would have owned a decent car in your life in your little muppet tin heaps, whats the matter could none of you afford the insurance in real rs as being a prior escort rs owner running at 350 bhp if you had ever driven a decent car you would do the world a favor strip your engines from the car and set light to them, oooh look i own an upgraded xr2.
aww what a shame you cant do more than 150 as your car will fold up my heart bleeds for you.
im sure if you thought of it first or could have afforded the bill you would have done the same to your scrappers.
i have allways had insane cars and the only time i decided to have a fiesta was to roll it to see how flat it would get.
i look forward to meeting you all out on the road with my new toy wich allready sits at just under 200 mph and am looking forward to the new owner of the cab donating to the turbo kit.
so when your peeing your pants at santa pod over my times and dreaming of the day you get to own a real car remember the day you slated the car that made it happen.
so lets get real when you own a real car then slate what u like till then grow up you muppets.............
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Postby Philie*RST on Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:32 pm

:lol: cracked me up this thread :D :lol: :lol:
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Postby rstirl on Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:04 pm

laughing away here reading the thread!

great start to the weekend!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby pitslayer on Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:43 pm

would be nice of he would come on, and put his money where his mouth is.....
lol, see the show winning escort, i would expect it to have something better than fox alloys on it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby timturbo on Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:06 pm

shocking motor i dont know how he can even try and defend it. limited edition haha yer good luck selling that
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Postby feistasrcrap on Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:53 pm

well trust little olly to pipe up the reason he was asking about a chip and a k&n he is not in the wrong forum but cirtainly in the wrong place to be talking motors with me thats why i wont waste my time looking at the master multi colored s**t of his fiesta turbo that is that crap its been sat on the drive since the 1.1 enigine was removed, as you never made it in to my rs and u were still pissing ur nappies when i was driving it and you try to talk turbos to me and make yourself look a gammon slipper when you do, i know il spend 600 on a zvh then give the head away and want to convert it back to a zetec [ERRR] your mate said. and please tell me why the head was stripped on mine im not even going there with you.
why was it nicked if it was only a chip and exhust you were too young to know what was in there and as your a moron who takes advice from bodge job muppets and has to use my friends to build his car as he wouldnt know a socket from a torque wrench.
and you wonder why i never help you....
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Postby feistasrcrap on Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:00 pm

now pitsplayer please find out properly what the other cars are before trying to slate them vts my arse and not an m3 badge in site or a 2 litre but im sure all of them will beat any sack of sh*t you have so save it for the road when ur in my rearveiw.
so why dont you go carrying on bumming fezzaboy up the backside and while your there f*ck it do him a favor and tighten a nut for him as he has to use muppets like you to do his car for him..
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Postby Philie*RST on Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:17 pm

haha youve destroyed that car lad, can tell its been put together by a muppet looks tacky, you get a recipt when you went into halfords? infact thats it you just drove through the front window and couldnt be ass'd wipin the s**t off didnt ya?

owell good luck with the sale.

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