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Re: Check this beauty out....

Postby andymac on Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:23 pm

This turning semi-incestuous, almost to the point of "Were your parents related BEFORE they were married ?" :lol:
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Postby Capri on Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:27 pm

feistasrcrap wrote:now pitsplayer please find out properly what the other cars are before trying to slate them vts my arse and not an m3 badge in site or a 2 litre but im sure all of them will beat any sack of sh*t you have so save it for the road when [ERRR] in my rearveiw.
so why dont you go carrying on bumming fezzaboy up the backside and while your there f*ck it do him a favor and tighten a nut for him as he has to use muppets like you to do his car for him..


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Postby Tweek on Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:42 pm

feistasrcrap wrote:now pitsplayer please find out properly what the other cars are before trying to slate them vts my arse and not an m3 badge in site or a 2 litre but im sure all of them will beat any sack of sh*t you have so save it for the road when [ERRR] in my rearveiw.
so why dont you go carrying on bumming fezzaboy up the backside and while your there f*ck it do him a favor and tighten a nut for him as he has to use muppets like you to do his car for him..
You don't even know what cars he has, You'd certainly STFU when you found out though! :lol:
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Postby XR2i-Fiesta- on Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:18 pm

does he have a veyron?
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Postby 285Andy on Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:25 pm

ahh man what a Bobby dazzler! :lol: dont let the door hit your arse on the way out. actually, scratch that, just realised you own one of those 318iM's much respect :wink:
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Postby feistasrcrap on Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:12 pm

no i can assure you andy my parents have not been on jerry, but u are close as unfortunitly i am related to one of the muppets on here
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Re: Check this beauty out....

Postby XR2i-Fiesta- on Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:23 pm

feistasrcrap wrote:no i can assure you andy my parents have not been on jerry, but u are close as unfortunitly i am related to one of the muppets on here



this is getting weird, I bet your a real member on here just messing around! why else would you keep coming back? do you like it on here?
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Re: Check this beauty out....

Postby andymac on Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:36 pm

feistasrcrap wrote:no i can assure you andy my parents have not been on jerry, but u are close as unfortunitly i am related to one of the muppets on here


Go on, own up, which one of them is it ?? :lol: :lol:
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Postby feistasrcrap on Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:58 pm

the muppet called fezza boy and no he didnt tell me about the slatings and be sure i will not waste my time on here talking about fiestas when this thread is over but as its my cars your talking about and your damn sure i am entitiled to defend them in my driving lifetime i have owned over 100 different cars and driven most cars as well as spending 15 years modding cars and i find it amazing that half the people who dont know the difference between an actuator and a con rod and wouldnt know a decent motor as they have not long passed there test but it shows as there on a fiesta site have the nerve to slate my cars.
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Postby Mikee_RS on Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:01 am

boring!!!
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Postby Moondust2i16v on Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:15 am

I pee miself everytime I see that car - must have been posted on most Ford forums going now....

Lets just hope Barry Boys don't get hold of it.... slating? It would be gunned down! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Tweek on Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:27 am

Moondust2i16v wrote:Lets just hope Barry Boys don't get hold of it.... slating? It would be gunned down! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now there's an idea :lol:
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Postby dontpannic on Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:55 am

feistasrcrap wrote:hello sh*theads im the owner of the cabriolet you have chosen to slate i am no chive to start with and being fiesta owners i wouldnt have thought that any of you would have owned a decent car in your life in your little muppet tin heaps, whats the matter could none of you afford the insurance in real rs as being a prior escort rs owner running at 350 bhp if you had ever driven a decent car you would do the world a favor strip your engines from the car and set light to them, oooh look i own an upgraded xr2.
aww what a shame you cant do more than 150 as your car will fold up my heart bleeds for you.
im sure if you thought of it first or could have afforded the bill you would have done the same to your scrappers.
i have allways had insane cars and the only time i decided to have a fiesta was to roll it to see how flat it would get.
i look forward to meeting you all out on the road with my new toy wich allready sits at just under 200 mph and am looking forward to the new owner of the cab donating to the turbo kit.
so when your peeing your pants at santa pod over my times and dreaming of the day you get to own a real car remember the day you slated the car that made it happen.
so lets get real when you own a real car then slate what u like till then grow up you muppets.............
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Re: Check this beauty out....

Postby Tweek on Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:06 am

dontpannic wrote:Two words, and two words only. F*ck off you chavvy c*nt.
That's 5 :oops: :lol:
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Postby dontpannic on Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:09 am

Tweek wrote:
dontpannic wrote:Two words, and two words only. F*ck off you chavvy c*nt.
That's 5 :oops: :lol:


Yeah, I was only going to put F*ck off, then got a bit carried away :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby fezzaboy on Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:11 am

lol ya see thats where you are wrong. ok i may not no a hell of alot about cars an yea ya mate put my head on big deal but i did everything else to it. but one thing i do no is that you can not get 350bhp out of a standard mfi rs turbo an i think not just the guys on here but anyone with common sence would no an lets be real your new car does not do 200mph it is a bmw 325i which yea it looks lovely but thats only when it starts after the dodgy wiring is sorted. now i will stick up for you here an i will say that al the work on the cab you did none of it but to s**t about your other cars well you have just dug yourself a massive hole 155 out of a 318 it just about made it to 110 [ERRR] the head was nackered. my fiesta may not look al that an yea i may have takin a year to get on the road but like i keep sain to you ime learning as i go along with help from people but remember everyone needs abit of help some point like you do now to get ya out of this massive hole. like someone has said put your money where your mouth is tell everyone [ERRR] ya did to ya rs to get it to 350bhp but oh yea thats right ya neva had it rolling roaded so how can you prove it and the 200mph car you have well i have the same one on need for speed :lol:
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Postby Capri on Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:11 am

You don't even need to have passed your test to know a good car from a poor one. It's irrelevant. Also irrelevant is knowing the difference between an actuator and a con rod - my mum doesn't, but she still has a much better taste in cars than you do. And I will slate your cars as much as I damn well want, because the one we've seen is pants and you're talking nutsack about the other one. And don't come out with some rubbish about my not having seen it, because I don't need to. I know with utter certainty that your BMW 318 does not do 155mph. I also know that it doesn't even have an electronic speed limiter, because it's too slow to need one. Now, are you going to stop spouting bullsh&t and apologise for insulting everyone's intelligence and being so annoying it hurts, or am I going to have to ban you?
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Postby pitslayer on Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:00 am

haha you dont even know what i drive 'conquering device' mongler. Im sure my 2.5 v6 mitsi is no match for your hunk of s**t, or how about my 4litre jaguar twr racing xj sport by the way your mum loves the jag . Get a life your cars crap accept it. Your not going to get a rise out of us. By the way your car is now being mocked on several more forums. Your just a keyboard warrior.
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Postby black2 on Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:44 am

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Postby Captain Tightpants on Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:11 am

Tee hee hee hee!!


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Postby M1K3Y_B on Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:28 am

Do you reckon he got the hint yet?

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Postby Captain Tightpants on Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:38 am

sphinx wrote:What is socialism and what is Marxism? We were not quite clear about this in the past. Marxism attaches utmost importance to developing the productive forces. We have said that socialism is the primary stage of communism and that at the advanced stage the principle of from each according to his ability and to each according to his needs will be applied. This calls for highly developed productive forces and an overwhelming abundance of material wealth. Therefore, the fundamental task for the socialist stage is to develop the productive forces.


The superiority of the socialist system is demonstrated, in the final analysis, by faster and greater development of those forces than under the capitalist system. As they develop, the people's material and cultural life will constantly improve. One of our shortcomings after the founding of the People's Republic was that we didn't pay enough attention to developing the productive forces. Socialism means eliminating poverty. Pauperism is not socialism, still less communism

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Postby pitslayer on Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:57 am

what he said :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Check this beauty out....

Postby edders on Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:36 am

Moondust2i16v wrote: Lets just hope Barry Boys don't get hold of it.... slating? It would be gunned down! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Postby Shell on Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:30 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

If you want to beat fiesta's then there will be plenty at santa pod in april... shall we see you there?? I'll look out for a BMW to play with... :wink:

If you beat every fiesta there i will eat my con rod... They are the things attached to the turbo, yeah?? :-?

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Postby pitslayer on Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:11 pm

lol, looking at the barry boys site, and the pictures i dont think we have anything to worry about.
notice in this picture, he possibly started or had s**t up a golf. a fat golf if any, and judging by this guy already, it aint going to be a VR6 either, because a normal GTi for him will do 180mph
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coinkydink? i think not, 2 s**t and a golf parked up out side a house, where this s**t resides. :lol: :lol:
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Postby MotorcyclesFish on Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:18 pm

sphinx wrote:What is socialism and what is Marxism? We were not quite clear about this in the past. Marxism attaches utmost importance to developing the productive forces. We have said that socialism is the primary stage of communism and that at the advanced stage the principle of from each according to his ability and to each according to his needs will be applied. This calls for highly developed productive forces and an overwhelming abundance of material wealth. Therefore, the fundamental task for the socialist stage is to develop the productive forces.


I'd disagree with considering them as separate, alternative concepts. I'd suggest Marxism as an interpretation and visualisation of the general concepts which socialism tends to embody. After all, how can a system defined de facto from the works of a single man truly be a socialist agenda? Furthermore, I'd disagree with the largely systematical assumption that socialism is purely a transitional phase on the road to "true" Communism (defined as that ideal rather than the socio-political implementation). The development of industry and productive forces is certainly a necessity for a Communist state, but I believe less so for a state rooted in more general socialism. That period at which one becomes (mutates?) into the other is that where a need to develop industry truly becomes evident.
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Postby Sphinx on Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:27 pm

Scort wrote:
sphinx wrote:What is socialism and what is Marxism? We were not quite clear about this in the past. Marxism attaches utmost importance to developing the productive forces. We have said that socialism is the primary stage of communism and that at the advanced stage the principle of from each according to his ability and to each according to his needs will be applied. This calls for highly developed productive forces and an overwhelming abundance of material wealth. Therefore, the fundamental task for the socialist stage is to develop the productive forces.


The superiority of the socialist system is demonstrated, in the final analysis, by faster and greater development of those forces than under the capitalist system. As they develop, the people's material and cultural life will constantly improve. One of our shortcomings after the founding of the People's Republic was that we didn't pay enough attention to developing the productive forces. Socialism means eliminating poverty. Pauperism is not socialism, still less communism

:lol: :lol:


You can copy and paste too :D :lol:

I just thought I'd throw that in as this idiots response to my comment was completely random also.
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Postby MotorcyclesFish on Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:38 pm

sphinx wrote:
Scort wrote:
sphinx wrote:What is socialism and what is Marxism? We were not quite clear about this in the past. Marxism attaches utmost importance to developing the productive forces. We have said that socialism is the primary stage of communism and that at the advanced stage the principle of from each according to his ability and to each according to his needs will be applied. This calls for highly developed productive forces and an overwhelming abundance of material wealth. Therefore, the fundamental task for the socialist stage is to develop the productive forces.


The superiority of the socialist system is demonstrated, in the final analysis, by faster and greater development of those forces than under the capitalist system. As they develop, the people's material and cultural life will constantly improve. One of our shortcomings after the founding of the People's Republic was that we didn't pay enough attention to developing the productive forces. Socialism means eliminating poverty. Pauperism is not socialism, still less communism

:lol: :lol:


You can copy and paste too :D :lol:

I just thought I'd throw that in as this idiots response to my comment was completely random also.


Oh. I sat there and considered my opinion on the vagaries of classifying left-wing governmental/community systems. :(
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Postby pitslayer on Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:42 pm

i concur......i think? :-? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby andymac on Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:32 pm

*pulls grants head out of his arse, by popular request*
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Postby pitslayer on Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:36 pm

do you reckon his better of money wise brother created this car lol :lol:
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Postby XR2i-Fiesta- on Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:41 pm

pitslayer wrote:do you reckon his better of money wise brother created this car lol :lol:
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Postby pitslayer on Sat Nov 17, 2007 10:52 pm

i dont know, lol, same style of taste, admidtly the orion is clean and shiney, and doesnt look as poo
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Postby XR2i-Fiesta- on Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:05 pm

lol, you read the comment on that ebay advert for the Orion! cracked me up again! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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