Bizzare emails I have received from site visitors!

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Postby AdrianFRST on Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:13 pm

As you might expect, I get a lot of emails from people about Fiestas, here are some of the stranger examples for your amusement. Names have been removed to protect the innocent / guilty / stupid / annoying / insane (delete as applicable)

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Mi presento, mi chiamo Vittorio e ti mando questa e-mail facendoti i complimenti per la tua Ford Fiesta, è stupenda,
anchio ho una fiesta pro e spero di farla altrettanto bella, un saluto e....veri complimenti!!

quite!

HI,
I'd like to know if it's possible to transplant the 1600 RST engine into a fiesta mk4 and if the cylinder-head of the Si 16V or someone version else can fit on the 1600 RST.
The result is a FIESTA RST 16V!!!!
Thank you and hear You soon.

BY BY

erm..

Is it possible to get hold of wheel adaptors to change ford studs to Renault stud pattern. If so how much or do you know of any company's that will modify wheels to change the stud pattern.

Yep, Magic Stud Adaptors for your tyres, £300-£1000+, also known as 'new wheels'...

M8 is your fiesta still for sale if so can you send me pix and full spec and i cant see why the asking price cant met
thanx

It's never been for sale!

GUDAY MATE! IVA T REG 1979 MK1 1.1L FIESTA AND A PROBLEM!I HAVE HAD THE
ENGINE REBOARD AND GROUND OVERSIZED PISTONS AND A MK2 BOX GIVIN IT A HALF
SHIFT TO 5th.ITS FAST BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH!NEED A TURBO?CAN I GET ONE FOR
IT?AND DO YOU HAV ANY OTHER ADVISE?I DONT WANT TO GET A NEW ENGINE!THE CAR IS
WORTH IT NO RUST ROT OR SCRATCHES ANYWERE!PLEASE CAN YOU HELP?

Nope!

What can i say..................................................!

A little bit more would be helpfull!

I,VE GOT A FIESTA XR2I AND I,M JUST WONDERING IF YOU CAN BUT A BUMP VALUE ON
IT OR CAN YOU ONLY BUT THEM ON A TURBO IF YOU CAN WHICH WOULD BE THE
BEST BUMP VALUE TO GET
THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP

Bump Value? Is that a term for damage evaluation?

Buenos días mi nombre es Fernando, disculpen por no escribirles en vuestro idioma pero mi Ingles no es muy bueno.
Mi pregunta es la siguiente, soy propietario de un Ford Fiesta CLX mod. '95 (les adjunto unas fotos) y quisiera saber si es posible colocarle el parachoques delantero de la XR 2 sin hacer ningún tipo de modificación.
Debido a que en mi país ese modelo de Ford no ha sido importado, nadie, hasta este momento, me pudo contestar esta pregunta.
Desde ya muchas gracias y quedo a la espera de vuestra respuesta.

Clearly!

i have been on your site and i am after a kit for a mkiii fiesta, and i havr seen some pretty modded cars and i was wondreing if i could order kits from you and if not where i could get them from.

A kit you say, it's ok, you don't need to be more specific, I can mind read!!

Hi!
At the moment I have a Ford Fiesta 1.4 Freestyle with a Peco big bore4 back box, but i want to get of a middle section, and I haven't been able to find one.
I would be grateful if you could help me in any way.
Thank you

Of course! Naturally being a web designer with an interest in Fiestas I have a whole stash of base model Fiesta spares!

I have a Mk3 Golf tdi. I am considering buying a sports koni kit. I have had a look at a friends kit, and it seems that the original cup that fits directly on the top of the frount spring on my car is too small for the koni spring. Would I have to buy this part when I buy my suspension kit ? If so do you know how much/where from?

Golf / Fiesta, yeah I can see the confusion, easy mistake!

This one from a 'Mark Stewart'... :rolleyes: :grin:

Hi my car is fiesta turbo. I from Finland if I send photo of car will please you feature it?

Many thanks
Mark

And the most bizzare:

Long time no hear! Kumusta na? Its been a while, cathay pacific doesn't hardly let me rest nowadays. I've been rendering longer flights almost every couple of weeks. Anyway I can't believe the fragrance you introduced to richard actually worked:smile: What in the world do they use in it, cause everytime he sprays it on it makes me go wild and believe me it was pretty hard to arouse me like I told you before. My sister in law never ever flirted with him, but when he sprayed it on tuesday night when she was over for dinner, I could see her drooling all over him. It really pissed me off. By the way it was also shown on cable news and they interviewed numerous men and women who have used dream love 1000 and they all had real bizarre experiences. Hindi talaga ako makapaniwala. Alam mo rin ba na gawa ito sa england at sila ay actually part of the Christian Dior group? They mentioned that its a breakthrough by the dior group to come out with something like this. He bought his directly from their website as its much much cheaper there compared to the shops in Europe. It cost only 15.95 us dollars including postage using his credit card and he was charged only 700 pesos compared to the shops I saw in europe which are selling it for double the price. You better get yours next time from their site directly too at http://www.dreamlove1000.com.

Loves and hugs to the family. Thanks again it was really amazing:smile:
I'm deleting this message from my mailbox as I don't want rich to feel on top of the world when he knows how sexual it makes me when he sprays it on :smile:)

Susan
P.S. Before I forget, you know the singer ricky m, they say that he used it too and his girl went crazy smelling it on him and so did he when she used it. Shirley said they showed it on BBC news. What in the world do they use in it??

I'm not sure if this is spam or what, and what's with the lapse into gibber speak?!

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Postby KEVFRST on Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:19 pm

U must be jokin!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Kev on Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:21 pm

Hahahahahahah :lol: :lol: :lol:

Some people!!!!!!

Sounds like that dreamlove1000 is sooooo great, i know what i'll do, i'll go to their site and buy some.......... :oooh: :oooh: :oooh:
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Postby elm_us on Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:27 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


ok some kewl ones lol
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Postby 007 on Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:35 pm

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Postby Doc on Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:46 pm

I`ve made a witty comment on the RS BB post so i`ll refrain from double posting :wink: :grin:
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Postby dorno on Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:49 pm

You've gotta laugh! :lol: :lol: :lol: Am sure the last one was spam.

Translation of the Spanish one:


Hello my name is Fernando, excuse me for not writing in your language but my English is not very good.

My question is this: I'm the owner of a 95 model Fiesta CLX (the one in the photos), and I would like to know if it's possible to put the front bumper from an XR2 onto it without doing any modifications.

I ask this because the XR2 was never imported into my country.

Many thanks and I hope to hear from you soon.


:grin: am learning GCSE spanish and I thought it might b a bit of practise :grin:
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Postby MarkFRST on Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:53 pm

Jeeeeeeeeeeezzz :aaah:
when i did GCSE spanish, i could hardly say anything, let alone translate all that ! i still passed it though :grin:

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Postby dorno on Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:08 pm

:grin:

Mark, they let us use dictionaries in the exam now :bonkers: :grin:

mind u, my lot will be the last to go through - next year they won't b allowed the dictionaries! :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Postby vanny magnet on Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:14 pm

Damm, i was just about to send you a e-mail asking if a engine from F1 car would fit in the back of my fezzy van, doh! saved me the time and effort. Hope no one finds out about this, lol

vanny :lol:
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Postby thesylph005 on Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:17 pm

OOPS sorry ade , i dont mean to be an idiot!!! well, atlesast hey r not all my emails. BTW, have you found out who signed u up 2 all those porno emails???

i mean,,, erm, yeah, i think u told me. errmm.. bye!
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Postby PhatMan on Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:23 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

***GLAD YOU DIDNT USE THAT ONE FROM ME ADE :rolleyes: ***

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Postby fiesta boy on Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:12 pm

:eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby chubbs358 on Wed Jan 23, 2002 10:35 pm

all makes sence 2 me :oooh: :grin:
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Postby housey on Wed Jan 23, 2002 11:16 pm

theres some brilliant mails in there :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Innocence22 on Thu Jan 24, 2002 1:08 pm

U get all the weird one. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby FesterRS on Thu Jan 24, 2002 1:55 pm

Last one is a classic!
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Postby Tucker on Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:08 pm

:lol: :lol: Show us some more ! :lol: :lol:
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Postby AdrianFRST on Sun Jan 19, 2003 9:49 am

Another classic.
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Postby JamieFRST on Mon Jan 20, 2003 2:32 am

AdrianFRST wrote:
Mi presento, mi chiamo Vittorio e ti mando questa e-mail facendoti i complimenti per la tua Ford Fiesta, è stupenda,
anchio ho una fiesta pro e spero di farla altrettanto bella, un saluto e....veri complimenti!!

quite!



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I introduce myself, I call Vittorio and I send you this email making you it compliments for your Ford Fiesta, is wonderful, anchio I have one fiesta for and I hope to make it equally beautiful, a salute and... veri it compliments!!
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Postby Fiestasi-Andy on Mon Jan 27, 2003 2:20 pm

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:
My Bad!

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Postby DaveZetec on Wed Jan 29, 2003 12:37 am

MarkFRST wrote:Jeeeeeeeeeeezzz :aaah:
when i did GCSE spanish, i could hardly say anything, let alone translate all that ! i still passed it though :grin:

Mark.


I got a C in gcse spanish.
I will now construct a sentence using the majority of the spanish words i know:

Donde esta tu cabballo? el pantalones de juan como muy muy grande y verde! je je je je je je (hehehehe)
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Postby 285Andy on Sun Mar 23, 2003 8:11 pm

AdrianFRST wrote:
Susan
P.S. Before I forget, you know the singer ricky m, they say that he used it too and his girl went crazy smelling it on him and so did he when she used it.


this in itself must be complete bull :lol: Ricky M is a choclate speedway rider aint he and is more into gezza's :rolleyes: :oooh:
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Postby Ollie on Mon Mar 24, 2003 10:09 pm

AdrianFRST wrote:GUDAY MATE! IVA T REG 1979 MK1 1.1L FIESTA AND A PROBLEM!I HAVE HAD THE
ENGINE REBOARD AND GROUND OVERSIZED PISTONS AND A MK2 BOX GIVIN IT A HALF
SHIFT TO 5th.ITS FAST BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH!NEED A TURBO?CAN I GET ONE FOR
IT?AND DO YOU HAV ANY OTHER ADVISE?I DONT WANT TO GET A NEW ENGINE!THE CAR IS
WORTH IT NO RUST ROT OR SCRATCHES ANYWERE!PLEASE CAN YOU HELP?


Did that one come from JamesUK by any chance? :D :lol: :lol: :lol:


I've had some really daft ones sent to me with the old site, but I deleted them all when I moved. LOL It's only a matter of time before I get more though. :D :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Mr Jungle on Tue Apr 08, 2003 1:04 pm

Where can i purchase one of these "Bump valves" llama :lol:
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Postby Summer22 on Fri Apr 18, 2003 5:12 pm

Mr Jungle wrote:Where can i purchase one of these "Bump valves" llama :lol:


I believe they are available from all good retailers from today :lol: :lol: :bonkers:
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Postby tockwell on Fri Apr 25, 2003 2:45 am

DaveZetec wrote:
MarkFRST wrote:Jeeeeeeeeeeezzz :aaah:
when i did GCSE spanish, i could hardly say anything, let alone translate all that ! i still passed it though :grin:

Mark.


I got a C in gcse spanish.
I will now construct a sentence using the majority of the spanish words i know:

Donde esta tu cabballo? el pantalones de juan como muy muy grande y verde! je je je je je je (hehehehe)


where is the something (guessing toilet) the trousers of something something eat very very big and green

bollarks my spanish is crap
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Postby ~Vix~ on Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:36 am

i think its...

where is the toilet?
Juan's trousers are very very big and green!! :lol:
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Postby tockwell on Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:12 am

~Vix~ wrote:i think its...

where is the toilet?
Juan's trousers are very very big and green!! :lol:


lol, no wonder i cant translate juans lol

and of corce the spanish dont use ' so they have to same of something.

but what about 'como' isnt that eat well comer is it is infinative state but como is used for I eat?
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Postby Kartracer69 on Sat May 07, 2005 6:41 pm

any chance of updating this if you've got the time/?!!!

must have heaps more :D
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Postby 2309andy on Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:54 am

you know you want to update it
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Postby RIDDLERYDA on Sun Nov 13, 2005 3:34 pm

Go on... update it. In the famous words taken from a truely inspiring film.... "yew ken doo it", (Little Nicky) :lol:
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Postby ianFRST on Tue Nov 22, 2005 9:38 pm

:lol: never seen this before :Q
No longer a FRST owner, or even a Fiesta owner :(
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Postby adz on Wed Feb 08, 2006 2:50 am

:lol: awesome. someone should make a book of all these stupid emails and comments :D
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Postby Ollie on Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:14 pm

I've just received...

Subject: Mal n paar

Einfach den Anhang öffnen aber des weisst du bestimmt selbst

Greetz Kranzi

Sent to "dani" with these pictures attached.


Er...!? :-? :lol:
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