FOR WHOM THAT CARE????? UPDATE! (LONG TXT!)
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FOR WHOM THAT CARE????? UPDATE! (LONG TXT!)
by FezzR on Sat Jul 27, 2002 11:27 pm
IM BACK
HOLIDAY IN BENADORM WAS STONKING EVERYTHING TO EXCESS!
so who missed me?
oh noone no change then! i only just got back so full story when i awake from my coma!
# So heres the full story now that im out of my coma!
WARNING I HATE BEERS/LARGER THEY MAKE ME WANNA PUKE! VODDY IS THE WEAPON OF CHOICE. remember this when u read some of the bellow!
2 week holiday with 2 mates to Benadorm
Night one - Well tired from flying so went to the hotel bar had some Vody and went for a walk to find out were the clubs, hookers , beach all were! Then had a relatively early night (1.30)
Day 2 - we went with first choice who stuck us in there 18-30`s type thing called "20`s" or "heatwave" or "20`s heatwave"
some how there all different and all the same (company) at the same time
anyway we woke up and got sheparded to a welcome meating at the local bar
It was desided before the holiday that we would wear a hawian shirt at any opatunity! i had a stonker of a shirt! Pics comin! and this was duely warn on the first day thus i stood out thus when a volenteer was required i was pulled of me stool an infront of everyone before i could sip me vody 
this was 11 am and they wanted to demonstrate the average free beverages that we would get if we pay them £80
so there was 4 peach snapps and down a pint! i was suprised as FOOOK when i down the pint (parently pretty dam quickly) so that was me warmed up for the day
we duely payed the money as they find us a all the good bars plus some free bars and stuff
the first night with them was the very same evening and it was a bar crawl! i obviously war the shirt! and at the first bar they had a very special drink called........VIAGRA a point of. now a point of viagra is VODKA REDBULL and a a dash blue stuff, (blue bols or summink i think[not after shock]) now for those that have been on a lads or lasses holiday u will know the the measures of vodka are not shots but half glasses
so it was just under half a pint of vody (smirnof thank the lord) and and the blue stuff makes GREEN
I love Vody-redbull and viagra tastes loverly!
Now aparently i had roughly 5 of these in the space of 30 - 45 mins i can remember four!
so i was well tugger! and i can remember anymore of that eve but apartently i was now stealing drinks from my mate and some lads we met there. then after about another 15mins i spewed EVERYWERE ie 2 ppl and to picnic benched(that we were sat on)
i was carried out by to bar workers like a dead body and placed on a bench like a dead body still throughing up with a rep sat next to me! somehow i managed to walk with the ade of a rep back to hotel were i desided to sleep on balcony so as not to make a mess!i then woke up again at 4 and went to bed.
the next night was a bbq were i was now crowned PUKE BOY! so ok not a gr8 name but now i was none by the ladies! that night was quite lame and the only drink was sangria or spanish larger so i had to have loverly larger! then we got on the coach back to town and i stood on some birds foot (later relavants) but i said sorry and just completly ignored her and didnt even look past her shoe 
on the coach back some other lady with big EYES sat next to me and to keep us merry on coach we had to lean round corners and stuff and i was lovin it
we got back to town to some crap place and we were all bored so a small group of lads left to get some action! as we started walking down the street and couple of bird followed us out and asked if they could come being loosen by larger and now a vody we couldnt care less to we started walking this bird attached herself to me and i though fine ill have some of this!
after 2 mins or so we were bored of walking in the heat and the other lads flaged a taxi! i was to pre occupied and the other lass was talking to me other mate so it was left with 4 of us to do summink
after about 2 sec the 2 ladies worked out me mate is a gammon slipper when he is drunk after i told them to let him get in taxi! the two ladies took this time to mention they followed me out of the crap bar because the saw me yesterday and though i was fit as. 
so now i got a bird all over me her mate walking of and me m8 walking along the beach collapsing and wanting to go for swim and me wanting to f**k this bird anyway she wouldnt let me leave him and he wouldnt got to hotel! so i managed to get him back to hotel an hour later and me a the lady left to walk back up the beach!
were making out on every beach we come to and by about the 3rd bench she say "ow me foot some bugger trod on it earlier!" i smiled as a saw and remembered the shoe told her it was me and that i was sorry! she then said that she was looking at my feet last night as she was curius about the men with big feet theory (i have size 12`s) i said she could find out!
she kept saying it would be gr8 to spend a night on the beach im like HELL YEA but i know and have been warned about spanish baxsterds that will steal your wallet and i had quite a lot of money (more than i was willing to loose for a bonk on the beach! so we were having a bit of fore-play on the beach whilst making our way to her hotel! and we all know what happened next
oh and im 18 and she was 24 which kinda made my day too (i think i have photos but cant remember 
) i stayed with her for a while as her mate hadnt come home and and it was her last night and she wanted to see the sunset(aahh sweet) so her m8 came home and went straight into shower so i said i would leave now and we made out 1 last time in the hotel lobby and i walked home at 6.30 in morning tired as buggery and grinning
more storey when i get the photos cos this has turned in rather a long post!
oh i have not got a throat infection virtually no voice and a million and 1 cuts on hands and puke soden trainers
HOLIDAY IN BENADORM WAS STONKING EVERYTHING TO EXCESS!
so who missed me?
oh noone no change then! i only just got back so full story when i awake from my coma!
# So heres the full story now that im out of my coma!
WARNING I HATE BEERS/LARGER THEY MAKE ME WANNA PUKE! VODDY IS THE WEAPON OF CHOICE. remember this when u read some of the bellow!
2 week holiday with 2 mates to Benadorm
Night one - Well tired from flying so went to the hotel bar had some Vody and went for a walk to find out were the clubs, hookers
, beach all were! Then had a relatively early night (1.30)
Day 2 - we went with first choice who stuck us in there 18-30`s type thing called "20`s" or "heatwave" or "20`s heatwave"
some how there all different and all the same (company) at the same time
anyway we woke up and got sheparded to a welcome meating at the local bar
It was desided before the holiday that we would wear a hawian shirt at any opatunity! i had a stonker of a shirt! Pics comin! and this was duely warn on the first day thus i stood out
thus when a volenteer was required i was pulled of me stool an infront of everyone before i could sip me vody this was 11 am and they wanted to demonstrate the average free beverages that we would get if we pay them £80
so there was 4 peach snapps and down a pint! i was suprised as FOOOK when i down the pint (parently pretty dam quickly) so that was me warmed up for the day
we duely payed the money as they find us a all the good bars plus some free bars and stuff
the first night with them was the very same evening and it was a bar crawl! i obviously war the shirt! and at the first bar they had a very special drink called........VIAGRA a point of. now a point of viagra is VODKA REDBULL and a a dash blue stuff, (blue bols or summink i think[not after shock]) now for those that have been on a lads or lasses holiday u will know the the measures of vodka are not shots but half glasses
so it was just under half a pint of vody (smirnof thank the lord) and and the blue stuff makes GREEN
I love Vody-redbull and viagra tastes loverly!
Now aparently i had roughly 5 of these in the space of 30 - 45 mins i can remember four!
so i was well tugger! and i can remember anymore of that eve but apartently i was now stealing drinks from my mate and some lads we met there. then after about another 15mins i spewed EVERYWERE ie 2 ppl and to picnic benched(that we were sat on)
i was carried out by to bar workers like a dead body and placed on a bench like a dead body still throughing up with a rep sat next to me! somehow i managed to walk with the ade of a rep back to hotel were i desided to sleep on balcony so as not to make a mess!i then woke up again at 4 and went to bed.
the next night was a bbq were i was now crowned PUKE BOY! so ok not a gr8 name but now i was none by the ladies! that night was quite lame and the only drink was sangria
or spanish larger so i had to have loverly larger! then we got on the coach back to town and i stood on some birds foot (later relavants) but i said sorry and just completly ignored her and didnt even look past her shoe on the coach back some other lady with big EYES sat next to me and to keep us merry on coach we had to lean round corners and stuff and i was lovin it
we got back to town to some crap place and we were all bored so a small group of lads left to get some action! as we started walking down the street and couple of bird followed us out and asked if they could come being loosen by larger and now a vody we couldnt care less to we started walking this bird attached herself to me and i though fine ill have some of this!
after 2 mins or so we were bored of walking in the heat and the other lads flaged a taxi! i was to pre occupied and the other lass was talking to me other mate so it was left with 4 of us to do summink
after about 2 sec the 2 ladies worked out me mate is a gammon slipper when he is drunk after i told them to let him get in taxi! the two ladies took this time to mention they followed me out of the crap bar because the saw me yesterday and though i was fit as.
so now i got a bird all over me her mate walking of and me m8 walking along the beach collapsing and wanting to go for swim and me wanting to f**k this bird anyway she wouldnt let me leave him and he wouldnt got to hotel! so i managed to get him back to hotel an hour later and me a the lady left to walk back up the beach!
were making out on every beach we come to and by about the 3rd bench she say "ow me foot some bugger trod on it earlier!" i smiled as a saw and remembered the shoe
told her it was me and that i was sorry! she then said that she was looking at my feet last night as she was curius about the men with big feet theory (i have size 12`s) i said she could find out!
she kept saying it would be gr8 to spend a night on the beach im like HELL YEA but i know and have been warned about spanish baxsterds that will steal your wallet and i had quite a lot of money (more than i was willing to loose for a bonk on the beach! so we were having a bit of fore-play on the beach whilst making our way to her hotel! and we all know what happened next
oh and im 18 and she was 24 which kinda made my day too
(i think i have photos but cant remember ) i stayed with her for a while as her mate hadnt come home and and it was her last night and she wanted to see the sunset(aahh sweet) so her m8 came home and went straight into shower so i said i would leave now and we made out 1 last time in the hotel lobby and i walked home at 6.30 in morning tired as buggery and grinning
more storey when i get the photos cos this has turned in rather a long post!
oh i have not got a throat infection virtually no voice and a million and 1 cuts on hands and puke soden trainers
Last edited by FezzR on Sun Jul 28, 2002 12:29 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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by vanny magnet on Sun Jul 28, 2002 2:51 am
Tiz the time for going away
My girlfriend is in London for a wedding, back 2morra though, waaaahhooooo
Got 2 brothers, one goin to Tenerefe with the missus and kids for 2 weeks.
My other bruv has gone to a 5 star hotel by Loch Lomand for a week.
Iccle me stuck here
Next year is gonna be my time for it, got it planned
vanny
My girlfriend is in London for a wedding, back 2morra though, waaaahhooooo
Got 2 brothers, one goin to Tenerefe with the missus and kids for 2 weeks.
My other bruv has gone to a 5 star hotel by Loch Lomand for a week.
Iccle me stuck here
Next year is gonna be my time for it, got it planned
vanny
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Re: FOR WHOM THAT CARE?????
by InS@nE on Sun Jul 28, 2002 3:39 am
FezzR BOY wrote:so who missed me?
nope we were hoping they would keep ya
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Re: FOR WHOM THAT CARE?????
by FezzR on Sun Jul 28, 2002 10:53 am
Project ST2000 wrote:Glad ur back mateHope you misbehaved suitably
Time to change the sig pic now I think
Whats wrong with the pic apart from its done with the cheapist digicam out and its got my 3 spokes in it
InS@[ERRR] wrote:FezzR BOY wrote:so who missed me?
nope we were hoping they would keep ya
your not the only one there my friend!
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