fiestaturbo.com

[lachojski2005]

this must be the worst car i have ever seen.Also has a couple of spelling mistakes in the ad.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ESCORT-RS-TURBO-/ ... 43a05ce4bb

[dangerousdave]

JUST A LITTLE TLC AND THIS CAR WILL BE A SHOW WINNER.

[Tanya]

Loving the "on off bodykit" that is frigging awful. Who the feck is even bidding for

[lachojski2005]

i cant beleive its got bids,must be his mates.yea the on of bodykit must come in handy...... for when he drives round in it. just takes it off so no one sees it.lol

[rst-steve]

Oh dear..................

[MK2 Jamie]

Seats, steering wheel and engine look like they would be worth having if you could get it for cheap but could you face the shame of driving that home? I know I couldn't.

[knuckles]

shocking bodykit

least it wasnt a real Rs

[Chris 2i]

I've had an idea for a new TV show; take a couple of grand and scour ebay for this sort of heap. Then when you win the auction, you turn up, hand the cash over and then proceed to destroy the car in front of the owner - be it going at it with a hammer, setting fire to it, driving a tank over it etc etc.

it'd be great

[Tweek]

I've had an idea for a new TV show; take a couple of grand and scour ebay for this sort of heap. Then when you win the auction, you turn up, hand the cash over and then proceed to destroy the car in front of the owner - be it going at it with a hammer, setting fire to it, driving a tank over it etc etc.

it'd be great

This I like

[Pumatt]

ROFL! what a fool. surely no ones told him he looks likes a idiot.

[jayrs]

just seen it, just been sick, just looked again, and have been sick again, thats enough for me

[Steve_RS]

That poor escort. WTF did it do to deserve that...?

Bah. Stuff it...

pull all the fibreglass bits off. £.FREE (and fun)
then list aforementioned fibreglass on ebay for another idiot to buy (use words like 'innit' & 'badass') = priceless
give the 'afterburner' rear light panel back to NASA
take the rear spoiler back to ASDA and put it back on the trolley it came from
throw the pants blue foot-mats 'frisbee style' over next-doors fence

sell the morrettes on ebay = £90, refit standards - £30
put in another standard dash, gear gaitor, handbrake lever £25
replace rear lights £20
replace mirrors £15
replace bonnet £15
replace n/s/f wing (properly) £19
replace bumpers £40
refit the 'other' wiper arm £5
quick blow over in matt black / post office red / or whatever the paint shop has an abundance of... £100

...and you've got a nice, tidy l'il rebuilt runround.

(But like fcuk would i pay £800 for the heap)
Theres some bloody idiots about methinks...

[scottybo]

is it suprising that hes getting rid of it due to having a baby on the way? looks like a jeremy kyle applicant to me